Miscellaneous: Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today... - FML

By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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helper420 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:06

Period?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 23 December 2011 19:22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:23

Give her a gift basket for xmas, add some flushable personal sanitary wipes. Then also have some at your house in every bathroom. She should get the hint! LoL

taazer 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:04

It's better than no :D

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:44

Wrong fml...

Juvenator 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:05

You have a two month supply of toilet paper?

lrgenesis 19

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:23

Where's she visiting from?? Kenya?

joewaka89 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:49

Monitoring toilet paper. ******* hippie. Give her a break. Shes got a dirty gaping asshole

burro_fml 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:06

Period much?

OhMyAlla 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:40

Why the **** would it matter if she was on her period.. Like seriously your dumb

jcp012000 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:52

Uh... Gross

majorasshole 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:28

Why the hell do they need so much toilet paper?

LaylaaMariee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:48

No wonder your sister only comes and visits every few months don't be a bitch man!

5Jenna5 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 21:07

are we related? my sister came to visit me and she finished all the toilet paper.

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