By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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HogwartsDropout7 0

Make her buy some.

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Margemander 4

My mom is the same way, though not THAT extreme. Just uses big wads for even the tiniest pees.

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murdersquirrel 15

Just wondering, how are you privy to your mom's pee to toilet paper ratio?

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RuCheezBurger 10

Better start stocking up on toilet paper :)

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desireev 17

At least her ass is clean! Although, toilet paper is getting to be a little pricey now.. FYL

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perdix 29

Hopefully, her visit is short enough that the expense of her TP consumption isn't an ongoing strain on the OP's budget. The nightmare scenario is that she teaches the OP proper wiping technique and suddenly the cost rises dramatically.

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desireev 17

That would be a very expensive nightmare. I just bought some yesterday. I spent $8.50 on 12 rolls of the Angel Soft brand TP. That is ridiculous!

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murdersquirrel 15

You know that's only about 70 cents a roll, right? 35 cents a ply. I'm gonna say that's worth it, sounds like a good deal.

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DontModMeDammit 10

I don't understand, girls don't poop.

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desireev 17

96- it's not really worth it when it's the stuff you use to wipe your ass. I can go buy a can of pop for $.35... That's worth it! That's a deal! Not $.35 a ply in toilet paper. And actually.. If you charged $.35 a ply, that would rack up to a very expensive bill! Think about that!

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murdersquirrel 15

I'll pay $8.50 for the benefit of a wiped behind. Do you realize the kinds of rashes that can develop back there? I'd rather pay Charmin 70 cents a roll than use a leaf on my itchy, infected butt. That's all I'm saying.

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desireev 17

The point of my original comment was to point out that household goods are getting to be too expensive for people just to be wasting them. Not to have a "murdersquirrel" ruin it with shitty comments. Maybe you are made of money, but 95% of the world isn't. So go pay your $.35 a ply for toilet paper.. And I'll be greedy with my $8.50 a pack Angel Soft toilet paper. Kthanksbye

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murdersquirrel 15

Calm down. Of all the household expenses I pay, I'm sorry, I would not complain about 70 cent rolls of toilet paper.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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HiddenMonkey 8

I agree with you on that

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claiiire_fml 17

Maybe she visited you because se ran out(:

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