Miscellaneous: Panic!

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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You deserved it 2 616

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 538

You deserved it 3 027

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 242

You deserved it 3 477

By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 737

You deserved it 14 988

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 778

You deserved it 3 739

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 197

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 680

You deserved it 9 994

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 633

You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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You deserved it 7 717

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 201

You deserved it 590

Sickly_Slick 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

monkeysareyummy 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

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panicbunny 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:23

Wow that's sad:( first btw :D happy new year

GentleGreenOhio 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

:O I feel so sorry for you.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:55

I feel sorry for the dad; having to be put into a pedo-bear status situation... Unless he's into that.

lerouxmaster 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:27

Your... Your hair... it's... It's devouring my soul !

Jakesterk96 8

Friday 6 January 2012 23:27

So even though your friend knew you were in the shower, she sent her dad. Smart move.

littlej0n 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

that's one hell of an entrance to make on your friends dad

derpster 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:22

MrMisfit- you have just earned yourself the official pedo-bear seal of creepiness.

thebaconweave 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:56

same with the guy in your picture

qtbabe127 22

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Well, at least he'll never forget who you are:)

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:54

Oh I remember her.. Nudey McGlassass.

Sickly_Slick 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

Fx13mz 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:32

"Sounds like you need some help in that shower" *Dad begins to undress* *Commence kinky porno music*

laundryninja 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:14

yeah was wondering who else got that vibe?

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:28

Haha... well, yeah, FYL OP. :/

fundanger 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:08

What's op?

KailyKii 11

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:40

84 - It means original poster. It refers to the person that posts the FML.

monkeysareyummy 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 2 January 2012 1:15

69 Thumbs up Winning ^

J1hill33 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Wait are you a guy or a girl?

bananabuttercup 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:48

Dont know of many teenage giys who would sleep over at a girls house, or many girls that would send their dad in to rescue their guy friend.

J1hill33 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:53

Oh ok thanks. Just wondering

All_Blacks 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:27

I personally thought it was a good question to ask

Isoldael 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:24

Lotje is a dutch girl's name, so you guys were right :)

Doribella98 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

That sucks. Are you okay though? :-/

xShannonxSammyx 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:30

It'll make a funny story in a few years time! :)

zakkyzebra 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:02

It makes a funny story now >:)

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Panic!

Same thing different taste

Open door policy

Occam's razor

Break in

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