By scardeycat13 - 08/01/2012 05:38 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML
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DocBastard 38

This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.

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Draxanoth 15

This sport is not for you...

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Draxanoth 15

This sport is not for you...

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Radix 3

Exactly, don't snowboard if you think it's a kiddy hill, its a bunny hill

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hellbilly205 17

Or ya know OP just needs practice not everyones a pro...

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girl112891 7

Ever been to magic mountain by chance?

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kjcookie10 9

At least you piss or shit your pants when you passed out! :D

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leprechaun23 15

I used to be afraid to snowboard, then i grew some balls

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ast3150 13

Probably everyone falls down several times when he practises that...

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HubbaBubba259_fml 0

Skiing FTW

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baconstrips 12

I agree, if you actually pass out from fear on a bunny hill there's no point in continuing on to learn the sport.

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xoamykinzxo 1

OP should've said " I used to be able to snowboard... but then I took an arrow to the knee." gotta love that over used joke :)

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MCweSCRAPPY 2

Yeah really it's time to stop. It's the best thing on earth, but you have to go balls out to be successful.

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ImFrackinBored 13

I fractured my wrist their the first run on my new snowboard :( Couldnt ride till next year, not as bad as that though.. Maybe try a new sport?

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ICATiger 13

Wait a fully grown man or woman passed out on kiddy hill...

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lakaiskate 12

Actually the correct term is bunny hill. Just saying.

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bitchwhore 20

The one made of bunnies is less bumpy than the one made of kids.

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ladyLALAA 28

^^hahah awesome, thumbed you up to a zero!

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lmaouloser 5

Did the same to you!^

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DocBastard 38

This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.

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Tyger44 1

Well done,you pretty much covered all of them.

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josh8215 21

I think I got permanent brain freeze from reading all of those cold weather puns.....

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dudeman1212 22

41- Did you just tell DocBastard to "chill"? Woah. And furthermore, you made another pun. Congrats

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CareFace 16

That was the point of the post. :/ He missed chill!

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hellbilly205 17

Dont worry OP these things take time u'll get it eventually!

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brianfantana32 10

Yep, and don't be ashamed, I wouldn't even make it to the kiddy hill, I'm a pansy when it comes to that stuff

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nightwing2 3

My first time I just fell alot.how do u pass out when you are moving slower than a run?

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Oh come on now, is there no dignity left in society? When did everyone become *******?

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imustbeinsane 2

Around mid 90s I believe, the boyband era

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Raori 23

Not to be confused with the 'Justin Bieber' era?

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GoW_Chick 14

Or the "I think I'm so special I have to tell you about everything I do" twitter era. Give it a break, no one cares what you had for lunch.

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rahrah765765 11

... Why are you purposefully reading fmls if that's your attitude?

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Jamialia 5

I have never Tweeted about my lunch, dinner, breakfast or any meal or bodily function as others suggest.

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desireev 17

GoW_Chick- is Twitter really that bad? Lol My family in other states have been trying to get me to create a Twitter account.. But I've heard it's annoying as hell too! Is that what the #______ thing comes from??

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GoW_Chick 14

It is that bad, but that's just my opinion on twitter.

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ladyLALAA 28

Poor OP, at least it didn't happen on the big kids hill around all your friends!

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Xathanos 16

How is that worse? It'd be more understandable, because it's a harder slope.

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ladyLALAA 28

Because he wouldn't have stacked it in front of people he knows, hence no ribbing. It's called a joke, geez.

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poopmonster05 3

Hahaha it happens, atleast you didnt shit yourself.

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zaza_x_fml 5

Well it's a good thing you didn't pass out while going downhill :P

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girl112891 7

... While going down hill on a bigger hill!!! PS OP, your user name said it all lol

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GoW_Chick 14

At least your dad didn't try to squeeze you like a pimple because you were wearing pink with a white helmet. (reference to an old FML)

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desireev 17

LOVE IT! That FML was the first one I ever added to my favorites! Lol

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