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By scardeycat13 - 08/01/2012 05:38 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:26

This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.

Draxanoth 15

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:24

This sport is not for you...

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Avalanches 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:45

I nearly passed out skydiving. And at wet and wild.

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:32

Yeah but skydiving clearly defines human insanity. No logical person would choose to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. ;) Still, that takes a lot of guts.....kiddy hill snow boarding, maybe not so much. :) (Sorry, don't know what wet and wild is outside of a **** site. Same idea as water slides? Or white water rafting?)

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:35

It is a water park near Brisbane!

Avalanches 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:55

You know it!

maceyellison 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:48

Pathetic. Snowboarding is the best sport ever(:

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:58

You're pathetic

burtonbullet 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:52

I agree, with both statements.

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:00

hey, you gave it a shot. good for you

hnz 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:03

Practice makes perfect! Relax. Before you know it, you'll be in adult hill

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:41

Snow bunny!

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:54

House bunny

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:59

this may seem a stupid question, actually, it is. but his/her username is scaredycat 13, is that his/her age or are there 12 other scaredycats on fml and he had to settle for that name?

sunnymadhouse 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:38

Maybe they just like the number 13

heyitsciarra 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:00

Last time I went snowboarding I broke my right arm .

DaKillaMafia 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:24

Snowboarding is not for the faint of heart.

slimmathers123 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:03

hey ivr been boarding since i was 6 and after 9 years i finally got a double black diamomd so dont worry i was probs on the bunny hill for a good year or two before i started doing blues and another three before blacks... just keep working at it, you'll get it

emogirl88 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:18

Cool pic. I no has nothing to do with the topic but oh well.

xAmyPOPx 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:22

You'll die if you try to surf : ) Don't give up though! good luck!!

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