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By annoying - 10/01/2012 01:30 - United States

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 16:38 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

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By Bug8Frog - 30/07/2013 06:42 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

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By Beeper - 11/10/2014 19:07 - United States - Champaign

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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By newlyneurotic - 03/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I finally got the hearing aids that I've needed for years. My dog quickly learned that if he quietly sneaks up behind me and barks, it'll scare the hell out of me. It's now his favorite game. FML

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By Ihaveaheadache - 09/02/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

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By princesss_14 - 26/12/2013 02:07 - United States - Seguin

Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML

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By Shutup! - 31/10/2014 10:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML

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So frustrating!

By Unsuccessful Prankster - 13/06/2023 08:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I got those stickers that say "Voice Activated; Say Loudly: PAPER TOWEL NOW!" I then placed one in a public bathroom and waited in the stall to hear someone yell the phrase. I waited for thirty minutes and heard the machine go off several times, with no shouting at all. In other words, no one fell for it. FML

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Top comments

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

jaredjudd21 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Have a scream off with it.

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that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

Talk more softly?

dirtroadboy 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:03

It is trying to tell you something!

ImAnInsomniac 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

fake

enonymous 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:15

Sounds like Lloyd Christmas was wrong... Your voice is the most annoying sound in the world... Congrats

lolmonster34 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:26

Same thing happens when my cousin talks...he's a guy

zinoxity 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:28

I have one of these. My sister activates it every time she talks as well. It's annoying as hell.

firelighter 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:57

Got one once from my mom, I couldn't listen music, whistle or talk without getting its annoying beep. Took off the battery, threw it on the highest shelf in my closet. Hope yours wasn't too expensive.

ILEIKGURLS 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:42

Agreed.

supertacowaffle 41

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:11

It's trying to tell you something

minniemouse61 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:43

Are you Justin Bieber?

ImFrackinBored 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:49

Dont play Justin bieber near it...

jaredjudd21 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Have a scream off with it.

XxHoPPoxX 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:52

Maybe you should try hitting puberty

death_dolphin24 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:14

OPs a chick

XxHoPPoxX 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:01

And.....

goskatey 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:01

At least you didn't buy a microphone.

boofgall 16

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

..yeah.

that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:01

Do dogs seem to bark at you often OP?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:03

Easy fix: Mime school.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

delilah09 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:33

Well said!

xSonic 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

Take steroids

grahambertus 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

I hate people that post rude comments like you. I just want to strangle them.

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:14

*beep*

Amrel 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:15

Yea you forgot to turn it off

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