Heckler hell
By katie876 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By katie876 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Freedom of speech!
Great mom you got there ;)
Yell "****!" as she is being carried away
That's pretty awesome
Well Shit Happens 'Nuff Said.
My boyfriend has concerts. I get bored too, but I'm there to wave and blow a kiss at him every time I catch his eye from the audience. Plus there's free food at the back ;)
Well, it would make sense depending on what band it was.
I want a cool mom :(
Too bad, they're extinct.
Yeah :(
Your mom isn't cool, your mom is hot.
I thought if you were hot, you're automatically cool? Unless you mean temperature wise, then I'm sorry!
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Show it anywayNo..just..no
Grateful dead?
#36 Dead-Head for life.
I usto Ride the Lightning but then I took an arrow to the knee.
C'mon 95: Out of all the memes you had to choose that One? You know what, after that, Nothing Else Matters. You haven't given me a Mercyful Fate at all. You certainly are My Friend Of Misery.
I'm sure everyone will hate me for this but... Metallica sucks ass!!!
I agree with 113
Hey, at least they're better than Beiber!
Maybe you should play better music.
Whoops, misread the FML. I thought it was her own band, didn't realise it was 'band'. My bad.
Well today is world slap a hoe day
man, that was pretty harsh. poor OP. i'd at least give his band a listen.
her*
Band is awesome. We used to play metallica, Aerosmith, and tons of other well known stuff. I hate when people say that band is full of nerds. It's full of talented people that have a passion for music.
Band is actually really cool at my school...
I'm in orchestra, and was in band for two years. I really don't like band as much as orchestra. I think it's easier with only four different sounds, and not like twelve. But OP's mom should not have done that. My brother just started saxophone this year and his concerts at school are just a few notes and various squeaks. But you don't hear me yelling "Boring!!!" about it.
Another favorite is: We're both sharp, so lets go back to my flat and get natural.
It was probably as boring as ****!
I am sorry my friend, but **** are most definitely not boring.
**** are most defiantly not boring! Most of them bring joy and excitement to men's life :p I find them quite fascinating :3
10 - :o oxymoron!
Maybe it's the moms FML under this one.
Well, she could have told you that you were good when you sucked, to go on the rest of your life, making an embarrassment of yourself thinking you sound good, when you don't?
Hot
I completely agree with you 12, but really, as a mother she shouldn't have embarrassed him like that. Then again, what are mothers for...
New pic :D
Dude, just stop commenting on people's profile pictures before you get banned again. It makes you look like an actual creep.
Yes Doctor.
The mom didn't have be a jackass and scream it during the concert
I will have you know Doc. The fat betch was a fat betch.
I'm pretty ;(
LuckyDay - maybe when you get older and a bit more mature you'll realise that A) appearance is meaningless, B) calling people names is childish and stupid, and C) no one respects those who insult others for no reason.
Ur sooo hot
12, the way op's mom handled this was still pretty embarrassing, though. And she seemed supportive up until that moment, since she agreed to go. But I do understand where you're coming from.
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didi can you please beat him across the face with a ban hammer
I love all the seriousness brought into the comment section of a website/app designed for laughing at the misfortunes of others.
^ Shut up fool.
LuckyDay - see that guy Didi above you? You know, the one that says "FML Staff" by his name? Yeah, he's one of the co-founders of this site. If he's telling you to knock it the **** off (though in infinitely nicer terms than I'd use), I would probably listen to him, especially considering your past ban. Capice?
Oopsy...I guess he didn't listen. Alas, poor MyLuckyDayFML! I knew him, Horatio.
Sucking is different than boring. Here is an example: Someone could find Mozart boring but lacrimosa is still hailed as a masterpiece.
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Freedom of speech!
Wait till she lectures you about something, then yell "BORING" and walk off