By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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You deserved it 10 642
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StoryOfTheYear 14

It's a sign that she wants to get intimate with her husband, that's what it is.

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Pentium_4 27

she must play a lot of grand theft auto too

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

It's true... **** THA SYSTEM! Nah, just kidding, OP. That was funny though. FYL?

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marinus_fml 19

Just a kinky way of letting the public know she got laid last night.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Dumbasses, this is a NWA song.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

We don't use the electric chair anymore. We use lethal injections.

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angry_anonymous 5

OPs wife wants to GET. IT. IN. and she wants all her friends to know

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greatdanen 6

does she come straight from the underground?

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markmiller2023 0

yep, no one ever said it before the hangover 2. btw, icp ******* sucks

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mikekaz1 1

It's not icp retard its nwa

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markmiller2023 0

there was some bitch on here named juggalette that was directed to her

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margie2194 12

Technically she does "****" the police.

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camjamiam 0

isnt that in your benefit?

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RochelleRedvines 8

I'm sure she ***** you all the time. Have a nice marriage :)

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lizziiexx 0

You should've commented something like "you already do." that would've racked up the likes

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irollup 4

Ugh. I hate when people say **** the police. Don't just **** the police. Take the police on a couple dates. Take the police on a stroll through the park. Feed the police delicious food. Show the police a good time. Then **** the police.

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godisnowhere41 5

I guess You have a waiting list of people who want to **** you, I wouldn't complain too quickly.

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Arch27 27

N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton, 1988.

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Druu 53

She does indeed want to **** the police.

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DrMime 10

What's the matter? She's clearly expressing the behavior she exhibits towards police officers! Dress up in your blue uniform and slap some double wrist jewelry on her hands, I guarantee you she'll be hotter than a polar bear in Al Gore's 'An inconvenient truth'!

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DrMime 10

Haha! If you thought that was funny, then you'll love my new stand-up routine, "Trying"! New York times raves: "How long is this?" The Chronicle states: "Where is the bathroom?" And the Washington post said: "It's so sad that I'm now laughing!"

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Bball_boy15 3

You should comment "THE POLICE IS F*CKING YOU"

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slushpup9696 12

op should just comment, "Is that an offer?" and see where it takes him

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"honey, do you mind if I bring the guys from the precinct?"

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Roevera 14

haha my boyfriend is going to be an officer.. I'm totally gonna make it my status!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

She probably did it to see your reaction. Don't dwell on it. If it gets worse.. Well you have a taser gun.

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GoW_Chick 14

Taser gun really? Sounds like one kinky night to me...

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RedPillSucks 31

All that bucking and shuddering. Such a turn-on.

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MrsWojtowicz 16

Probably not, RechargedCoconut. She was probably trying to give him a hint. ;)

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Tyger44 1

Just make sure that all your money,possessions are safe&your sack in the night.

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GhhOsT206 0

Maybe she wanted to **** a cop. Get back in there and do your thing.

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