Miscellaneous: Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh...

By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

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You deserved it 8 798

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By muffin - 16/07/2013 12:01 - Austria

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 183

You deserved it 7 434

By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 581

You deserved it 2 099

By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 091

You deserved it 1 997

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 539

You deserved it 5 431

By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 683

You deserved it 1 531

The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 202

By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 297

You deserved it 51 801

By Anoymous - 09/06/2013 06:02 - United States - Burlingame

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 662

You deserved it 3 684

Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 000

You deserved it 2 145

By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 953

You deserved it 4 543

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:41

The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.

NelaGacic 20

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:38

As long as it tasted good! :)

Comments

NelaGacic 20

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:38

As long as it tasted good! :)

ktmla 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 17:06

I bet it tasted berry good..

kayydb7 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 17:47

I'm hungry just thinking about it.

Freethaawave 19

Tuesday 20 May 2014 18:38

Prom night dumpster baby cake

IceCreamm_fml 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:19

Don't judge a book by it's cover! Haha

chickenfeet223 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:05

Strawberries are strawberries

Freethaawave 19

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:30

#50 the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

zarosian 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:50

Wow I never Knew that!

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:51

Who uses an analogy like that?!...

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:54

I also like how Cannibalistic the women are in this part of the thread...

TiiBags 15

Tuesday 20 May 2014 21:29

But wait, why is there an fml about a bad looking cake?

sweetbliss3 37

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:47

good thing its your cake and not theirs. oh and dont forget the yummy whipped cream. sounds super awesome!

nyancait 18

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:38

Wow. Not harsh or anything.

xmusic4lifex 13

Tuesday 20 May 2014 18:39

Who says that about something someone has spent their time and money on. Very rude of the neighbors. Some things are best left unsaid.

randompizzaguy 17

Friday 23 May 2014 22:43

#38 they're probably really close and just joking.

JennaNGood 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:38

That's disgusting. Way to ruin everyone's appetite.

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:46

I heard strawberries, definitely didn't ruin mine.

JennaNGood 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 17:22

The neighbour's comment, not the cake!

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:29

Still just hear strawberries

nlm92 15

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:41

That sounds delicious! I would devour that cake! If looks meant anything chocolate cake would taste like shit and mud.

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:41

The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 18:06

Probably looking for strawberry cakes.

9echo 17

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:04

They make pizzas and sell them outside the clinic. "Mario's Clinic Pizzas -- your loss is our sauce!"

Amanyyyyyy 29

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:11

65- Oh my...

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Thursday 22 May 2014 2:11

Right? How many abortions have they had?!? That's a terrible thing to say to someone having gone through the trouble, been so kind, and is as resourceful as OP had been! Meanie butts is what they are...

lulinator 40

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:41

Now that's a visual I can't scrape out of my brain. I also lost my appetite, which is great since I need to lose a few. Thanks, OP! Nah, scratch that... it's cake... cake is good, even if it looks morbid.