By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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meggy2010 5

If she's into rock, then she could have been listening to the band dope. They have a song that says **** the police.

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pyrt93 4

technically she is well that's assuming that you have sex

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Voldy_fml 16

No offence OP but you must be a crappy police officer. Maybe do what she said and '****' her? With handcuffs and everything?

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miZscrZee 0

LMAO. She's being silly! Haha! Something I would do tho. Just for jokes.

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badam_fml 6

I'm sure she wants to f*** you tonight.

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washingtonguy 0

Oh, do you need a napkin? There is diarrhea spewing out of your mouth.

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effedml 5

I LOVE this comment. Agree 100% and laugh at the naives that don't know about police harassment. That's right, folks...you only get pulled over when you break the law. DERP

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nslurve 4

So do what the man says and go take a damn shower!

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