By HylianFox - 27/01/2012 04:07 - United States

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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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gunmania0 12

More importantly, was it shaven or furred?

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gunmania0 12

More importantly, was it shaven or furred?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

"Did the carpet match the drapes?"

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dagray40 7

Tell the parents to just say no to drugs

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chlorinegreen 27

If it's so deep that there is a debate about it looking like a ******, I would go to a doctor immediately.

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lebronesque73091 12

It sounds like it might have gotten into some detail.

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G0v3nat0r 7

I'm surprised there haven't been any, "pics or it didn't happen" comments.

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xlord 27

"OMG OMG!!!!! I FOUND THE FOURTH HOLE!!!!!"

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Roevera 14

God I hope it doesnt look like one! What if it gets infected?

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GoW_Chick 14

I thought that was on the back of the knee, so maybe there is a fifth hole, very interesting, I'll have to tell quagmire of my findings.

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RedPillSucks 31

The back of the knee.... hmm..... *goes off to tell girlfriend the wonderful news*

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MustangGirl72 9

Some parents you have there.

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GreenAppleDP 0

There's nothing wrong with parents poking fun at their kids.

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Enslaved 36

"Poking"? haha perfect word to describe what they're doing.

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CptZoe 10

Why else would people have kids?! To have something to always take the piss out of!

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kittenvks 11

That's why I did it :)

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piccalo 4

I don't understand why OPs will not reply in any FML.(I didn't mean this FML.It will be awkward here)Can somebody bother to explain?

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yahoowizard 16

We'll also need a picture to compare and contrast, preferably belonging to the owner of the hand with the cut

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KeyboardWarrior 10

If you're talking to 8 I'm sure it was a joke.

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GoW_Chick 14

Sounds like a normal family discussion to me..

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MustangGirl72 9

I'm afraid of what a weird discussion in your family would be like. 0.o

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burtonbullet 10

Sounds like my family. Normality is discussing where your virginity was lost, in front of company. Have to love dinner conversations...

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Roevera 14

O.O WTF. Either my family is really boring, or just not comfortable talking about the loss of virginity, and ****** shaped cuts.

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babeyface 0

Lol that's something my family would talk about over football or something stupid like that

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Brice28_fml 10

I must live in a weird family compared to your guy's families.. We talk about anything and everything.

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PedoPancakes 7

15- I soo agree, I think that would kinda be awkward. .-. 61- Football isn't stupid.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

61 - At football dinners they talk about you, or other stupid stuff like that.

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fylminerocks101 0

My family would b like that's no big deal then they'd talk bout the hickie on my cousin and deciding when and how she got it and then They'd b like how many people were there was enough for a three-way?? Omg more like fml

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Thats some interesting looking cut.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hmm, were they talking about it looking like A ****** or YOUR ******, only way it could be worse was if you are a man.

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GODert 8

It clearly says in the top right of the post that the OP is a women by the circle and line facing down

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McDonaldsworker 4

O thanks #81, I always wondered what those meant...

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Fmlsea 28

Wow I bet u will be gald when that cut heals lol

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himoonkey 8

Yeah, I'll be gald too, we should all be gald for everybody

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