By HylianFox - 27/01/2012 04:07 - United States

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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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gunmania0 12

More importantly, was it shaven or furred?

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Comments

5HT2A 5

That's always better then you being passed out from being completely wasted and having a penis drawn on your forehead with a permanent marker. Now THAT is something akward to talk about if your parents see that.

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kittenvks 11

Even more awkward if you're parents drew it

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AcidLacedBong 5

I do believe someone should turn this into one of those picture fml's!!!

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bubo_fml 10

"Honey, it looks like an ax wound!" "No, more like a wizard's sleeve." "How about a clown's pocket?" "Could be terriyaki strips hanging over a door knob!"

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teyyoshi 19

to be honest, i want to have a pussy tatoo or a spider tatoo, but i cant have cuz i will be a teacher, i should be serious!!

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McDonaldsworker 4

What the ****! Like a sex Ed teacher? I honestly can't think of another teaching position where that would be appropriate.

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MustangGirl72 9

That's a bit random.

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McDonaldsworker 4

I like how your not quite sure if you want to plaster a pussy or a spider on yourself, such a hard decision...

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GreenAppleDP 0

Lol. Just merge them.

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Enslaved 36

I know someone that tattooed a pair of legs around his hairy armpit. Every time he lifted his arm, you saw his bushy pit. Lol

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RamenForTheWin 10

So? My newspaper teacher had a tattoo of a rose on her left wrist, a spider on the back of her neck, and a "HP" (as in Harry Potter) on her right ankle. And she was awesome.

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bubo_fml 10

"It feels so nice, when you cut a slice!" (For the unimaginative, it's a euphamism for the act of copulation!)

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kittenvks 11

You get thumbed down a lot don't you?

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey #68 Let's all get thumbed down together!

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yuggi1 11

Well, the cut was bleeding... it reminded your patents of other things that "bleed" too. I lol'd.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

I guess your growing a ******. That's what happens when you let it get infected.

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