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Your boyfriend is a moron.
Why would you fly a toy helicopter near someone's head? Could've ended much worse :(
You meant "battle wound" instead of bald spot didn't you, it's okay auto-correct gets the best of us.
Toy helicopters ****** rule.
I mean, when I see a helicopter coming at me, I would kinda move out of the way. If it was chasing you, close a door behind you. Just a thought
Bald spots aren't that bad...join the club
I hope to god that the helicopter was the "flying ****" model (helicopter motor/blades mounted to a body that is shaped and painted to say '****'). It would make so much sense, since your boyfriend obviously didn't give a flying **** if he hit you or not!
Do you need to be a nerd about it?
Free haircut?
Free haircut? Who wouldn't love one!
More like a self made landing platform :D
How does this even get YDI?
Exactly! Silly people -__-
Accidentally clicking it, or selecting it on purpose? Damn, the possibilities are endless!
I believe she is inquiring about the actual REASON behind the purposeful selctions, seeing as this situation occurred through no action of OP. Just to clarify. Thank you for the effort though =)
Thank you, I bow down to your infinite wisdom. However, as this is FML, there's actually this little common occurrence that just always pops up. It's generally called sarcasm. Thank you for your effort, though. ;')
I'm aware, thanks. But in this situation, it wasn't even funny. It was just sort of a jerkish thing to say, not to mention a bit
*a bit foolish.
OOH, I've been cut real deep. I'm totally devastated that you didn't approve of my comment, honestly, it's breaking my heart.
take heed to your name and please stop.
Good god. I'm not trying to insult you. Just quit trying to argue, it's not even a big deal if we think OP didn't deserve it. If you think she did, whatever. I don't CARE. Ugh, people with attitude problems -__-
Actually, her sarcasm was pretty rad compared to what we read here on a daily bases. It's very obvious that you're the one making a big deal, so, oh hush dear.
Thanks* I* was* half* asleep*
Well who knows guys, maybe there's a army of you helicopter wielding dwarfs that saw this and thought "you should have succumb to the awe-invoking power of the great hell-e-coptor!" cmon, use your heads!
*sigh* come on GoW, lets get the guns.
My brothers have done that to me before, except that I didn't get a bald patch... it just took forEVER to untangle my long hair from the blades =/
His raven locks sway on the ocean breeze.
I'm pretty sure the toy helicopter didn't give OP the bald patch, it would have just been too tangled to simply pull it out. Scissors solve everything.
Well, not everything... for example, I wouldn't want to consider using scissors to solve my house's mouse problem. That would be nasty lol
26, I think you meant "mouth" problem; yes, it'll actually solve it... Do us a favor and try it out! And mrs. anal, it's not the same since both your experiences ended differently.
53- obviously you didn't read the "except" in her comment.. the situation is the same as OP's, in the sense both had a helicopter in their hair. The result was simply different. Maybe you should quit being a hypocrite, and stop calling people Anal. Her comment was not "anal" in any way.
I'm sure her comment was not trying to have butt sex with anyone.
53, have we met? Did I do something to offend you? If so, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, honest.
Maybe.
Hey! You sound like an very cool girl. Let's talk sometimes. :)
Flying it at your head?.. At?! .. Some boyfriend..
I would have so broken the toy if my boyfriend gave me a bald spot. I'll start by throwing the plane at him and then stomp on it. I know, I'm so mean. But bald spot, hello!!! He's only going to try it again!
helicopter not plane, just saying.
Showing immaturity and assholeish-ness, just saying.
Wow, that was really stupid. Sorry OP.
In a hair colour your boyfriend hates!
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Your boyfriend is a moron.
Free haircut?