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Maybe you should find an exorcist...
Well it's better not to work for a weirdo anyway right??
It depends, did you come wearing all black and spoke in tounges during the interview?
I wasn't even sure business's could discriminate against people with demon possessions. Might want to look into making that an affirmative action hire.
Oh this company make NC look bad...
Figures this would take place in America, hat a load of god fearing rednecks
OP as soon as they told you that you weren't being hired cause of that you should of been like I am possessed and ran out the business screaming and acting crazy.
88- At least us "rednecks" know what grammar is.
'MERICA!! Don't like it, then GTFO!!
88 shut the hell up
118- Luckily for America, 88 lives in Canada. Which is embarrassing to us Canadians...
Classic
And how is that classic exactly? Do all the job interviews you go on end with them telling you that you didn't get the job because they thought you were possessed by demons?
41 and 73, let's talk about sarcasm in respect to the above comment. Nothing about this is classic, you are correct, so is it that hard of a stretch to think he said that as an ironic statement? I'm not saying the comment was comedic gold or anything, but I can see the humor in deeming something off the wall "classic."
I believe his post was meant for the last commenter on #1's post. Remember u can go back and change what u write in ur posts.
106- considering he made the post 5 hours before the post you are referring to I find that highly unlikely.
Maybe apply at somewhere were that aren't ummm crazy as fuckk
What do you expect from old people
I hope OP finds a job in a competing business and show the old man that he was WRONG
^I'm not sure that is what is expected from old people. Try again.
Well old people from hillbilly states are like that. Really and ages hillbilly is like that. Like duck dynasty is an example.
Got a point there stewie:)
FYI, I'm keeping my stereotype of southern hillbilly view. I believe that family guy gave me the true life down there when meg went into whitness protection.
I can't even imagine how you acted to give him that impression. :/
It's probably something stupid that only old people care about like tattoos.
Yea because the first thing people do at job interviews is to act in a cohesive manner.
LOL
you probably shouldn't have put 'speaking in tongues' as one of your abilities.
Just throwing this out there: tattoos are looked down upon by more than just old people. Respectable employers in general consider it a bad thing.
96- you're very wrong. Most places of employment don't care if you have tattoos as long as they aren't offensive. They usually just ask that you keep them covered.
ahh old people and their superstitions
What the hell did you do?
I see wut u did, thar
*what. *there
He probably had face tattoos and ear plugs.
119- lonkite already pointed out the mistake "there"
Lol good reason
If you're applying to a job with an old man spraying holy water on you and yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU", you're going to have a bad time.
DAMN! I didn't want that to be a reply!
SOS actually doesn't stand for anything, it's just easy to tap out in Morse.
Actually sir, the code SOS comes from ye olde nautical days were sailors used it as a distress meaning Save Our Ship.
#110 Actually, you are wrong. He was right when he said that. It is extremely easy to tap out in morse.
101 and 125 *facepalm
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You should sue! Demonic Possession is clearly covered by the Americans with Disabilites Act. He has to hire you and keep your office at 900 degrees to accommodate your demon.
Maybe you should find an exorcist...