By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
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astoryofroses 9

tell her she's about as psychic as Shawn Spencer :P

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Cashtangoteam 10

Well OP might as well go out and do something wrong now , that way he gets his money's worth on being grounded.

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romesh17fml 8

Do something bad and get grounded OR doing nothing bad and get grounded anyway. If you're gonna get grounded might as well do something bad

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mylifesucks_fml 1

Just do something crazy and ask if she saw that happening too. Or ask what she saw

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fromthesuck 8

Preventative measures and damage control at the same time. That's some special kind of parenting.

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sirsquab 12

Problem is, if he does something bad because he's grounded anyways, he just "proved" hat she's right. Of course, if he does nothing, she miht think that it's because she grounded him in advanced...

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AKGirlinSD 20

I'd suggest you do what you want. When she freaks out about it, ask if that's what she thought, that, that was the bad thing you were going to do. There's only one way to find out, right? :-)

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MrFuzzles 5

Tell her you have the same gift, and your powers are telling you there is a crazy person in your home. Comment # 100 woohoo! Where's my trophy?

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GVirdi 11

23 oh yeah? I have 8 Badges

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dathan 14

watch out, we're dealing with a badass over here.

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sirsquab 12

Well played 78. Badgers > badges.

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TrueTriage 16

Oh the thumbs this will receive probably right next to "that's a shitty situation"

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hockeyoceancity 13

13- Looks like you're not like OP's mom, don't try to read people's mind, doesn't work for you.

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TarieBoo 2

haha defective bitches be crazy(:

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False_Stupidity 41

#13 was referring to their own comment, of course ;-)

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DarkRemorse 1

I think it's time for her to go to the psychologist

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thesubconscious 9

Tell her it's a terrible thing to change fate. It will alter the future and destroy us all!

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mattorama 15

People like that won't go to a shrink. They're convinced it's everyone ELSE who is crazy.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tell her you inherited her powers and tell her you forsee her being wrong. Not to mention a little wrong in the head as well.

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FranzFerdinand 18

Yeah, OP should inform his mom that she's using the wrong word - she means "pyscho", right?

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astoryofroses 9

tell her she's about as psychic as Shawn Spencer :P

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burro_fml 6

I'm watching reruns on demand of that show right now!

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Control Alt Delete.

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madamazinDana45 6

Maybe this is the lowest point and she wont go any farther.

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zingline89 18

This is not an FML, this is a blessing in disguise. Now you have free reign to go do something awesome cuz either way you're grounded so you might as well earn it.

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PaulB123 11

What an odd situation, if you just take the grounding, you get grounded for nothing. If you rebel, you prove your mom right! Your mom is a genius! :o

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flashback.miss 28

Well played, OP's mother. But otherwise, she needs to see someone...

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stormchaser24 24

No the lowest is when she buys a $100,000 car or something like that. Well, you still have your phone/internet while grounded. So attest you are lucky to have that.

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