By Dreamer - 03/07/2012 06:22 - United States - Castro Valley

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
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Corrupt_waffles 13

And this is why, as a forensic scientist, I hate it when courts use eyewitnesses.....it's upsetting. Really. Just tell the courts that you no longer can remember what happened. Don't make crap up and say you still do. That's when innocent people are convicted.

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alphaskater09 9

Say what happened in your dream and hopefully get to go to a mental institution and play in the foam room :D

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EvilPotato 14

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Mideoyeo 12

Yes, because making stuff up in court can NEVER lead towards the person to be charged or arrested.

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Mideoyeo 12

Yes, because making stuff up in court can NEVER lead to being charged or arrested. Not to mention totally screwing the case over.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Oh yes, cause perjury is definitely the way to go!

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DynamicDave 11

Mmm, I love the smell of perjury in the morning. Totally legit.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Don't the police usually take a statement right when it happens to avoid this exact scenario?

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Fezla 0

all gingers are disgraceful creatures who should be sterilised

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axelrave 3

It's this guys damn fault... He should have written it all down.

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joeyl1990 28

Yet another example of how people on FML can't take a joke. No one in their right mind would believe the commenter really wanted the op to make stuff up yet that's apparently how people took it.

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alphaskater09 9

Say what happened in your dream and hopefully get to go to a mental institution and play in the foam room :D

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HerpYourDerp 7

...that might be a little excessive.

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alphaskater09 9

Well it depends how "wacky" the dream was.

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abouttosleep 5

It won't be more than the color of this car

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alphaskater09 9

Pink is sexy so back off the Enzo bro!

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ScaughtieHolden 11

"When we saw the robbers we also heard some music like 'nanuh nanuh nanuh' then there was a shitton of flying monkeys!"

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zachherbert 10

Or they include being Batman. If you have the opportunity to be Batman. ALWAYS be Batman.

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blcksocks 19

Thanks to Heath ledger, I prefer being the joker.

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Ameel_fml 19

I guess it on what sort of dreamer the OP is. My dreams are always pretty vivid and realistic (I never have those super crazy dreams that a lot of people seem to have), so days later I might remember a conversation I had in a dream or something mundane like that, and will think to myself "wait, did that actually happen?"

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Rommel1942 9

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HungerGames95 13

Ummm... No.

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reallytho3 11

And someone's life is on the line so I would hope somebody cared...

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starwind3438 9

I would make an insult about but I'm not going to stoop down to your level.

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Rocky007 15

The parts with the giant bullfrogs, space aliens, and exploding heads is from your dream. The rest is real.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Oh, no it was just a mistake. I'm sorry just ignore my comment.

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bjf10 22

WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBS. Your tinfoil hat will arrive in 3-5 weeks.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

And this is why, as a forensic scientist, I hate it when courts use eyewitnesses.....it's upsetting. Really. Just tell the courts that you no longer can remember what happened. Don't make crap up and say you still do. That's when innocent people are convicted.

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Horned_Melon 6

Not on the OP topic, but how is it as a forensic scientist? I plan on joining that career path as well.

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JRFaceless 8

Don't you just hate when you can't tell your dreams from reality?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Not all the time haha. :p

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KushTreats 21

One time I had a dream that I had a wife and she died so I buried her in my backyard and put down a gravestone. When I woke up I walked to my backyard to give her flowers. I then saw nothing there and realized she's does not exist.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Calling the kettle black.

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Sleepy_Hallow 7

Find a top and spin it. If it keeps spinning, you are dreaming. If it stops, its reality.

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