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By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight the shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow, and I tugged so hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML

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b_anhero 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

random210 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

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random210 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

Melaniee_fml 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:32

i always hit the kid with the locker below mine in the head

suppressed08 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:38

You two are lucky, we can't have lockers :/

LOLatU87 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:45

BOOM!!! Headshot?

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:56

I don't have lockers at my highschool either. We don't need lockers because we don't use textbooks.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 17 September 2010 0:10

Darn it my comment didn't show and I'm not gonna type it again I wish I could post a dam comment, but noo! it's like tryna winn the lottery posting a comment!

DudeImBetter 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:21

yea but now you can make up a cool story about how you saved a baby from vicious lions and then once you killed the lions an animal rights advocate came up to you and punched you in the eye. You're gonna get so much pussi.

woofis 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:21

my highschool is so ghetto. we have cubbys that go so high people have to climb up on everybody elses to get to theirs. it always smells bad, you cab see the vents, one day there where just maggots crawling around.

Jessi2487 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:41

25- ur school does use textbooks?? either u go to school in LAUSD or some forgot to order some... jus sayin

ladies_man217 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:48

This is a stupid fml

Abbie_luv 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:00

we dont hve lockers either v.v

Abbie_luv 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:23

we dont hve lockers either v.v

WearingHats 14

Friday 17 September 2010 1:24

I'm sure you're getting a fantastic education.

partridgeA 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:31

we have a fairly small school so we all have lockers that are big so no one is under/over you :P

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 17 September 2010 1:41

I never use my locker, so I don't think I will have this problem unless she gets mad at me for ignoring her. Lockers can be sadistic little bitches!

LoganBballin16 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:43

hahahaha this fml Is so funny! lmao!!

remy3106 10

Friday 17 September 2010 1:59

41 the op is a girl lol unless she is a lesbian I don't think she will be getting any pussy

b_anhero 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

DudeImBetter 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:46

106 oh never mind then, she still has to make up a story tho.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 17 September 2010 3:06

She could say she was in a abusive relationship and needs to be comforted. or she got in a catfight with another bitchy girl

omgiitsme03 0

Friday 17 September 2010 3:07

gotta be smarter than the locker.

rallets 22

Friday 17 September 2010 3:19

i fought the locker and the locker won, i fought the locker and the locker won

remy3106 10

Friday 17 September 2010 3:31

117 I agree with u, she needs to seem likeless of a loser haha but she mght be gettin some dick!

deathcab7 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:38

i would have loved to see this op.

izzyfiorent 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:42

same

turtlemansam 6

Friday 17 September 2010 5:46

Notice, even though they changed the reply system, PPL STILL REPLY TO FIRST COMMENT!

iSnowboard 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:24

pics or it didn't happen

Jessi2487 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:34

137 and so did u

DudeImBetter 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:47

123 oh yea guys love it when girls have black eyes, I think it's so sexy lol jk.

airpoft 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:21

karma WIN

Lils123 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:03

LMFAO! Good one!

CelloNerd 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:25

fun

mrfruits 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:32

cunty mc fun

bravesfan112233 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:00

frail

Anteezy 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:26

Way too long not an fml, just you being stupid.

ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:26

Hahaha, this just made my day. XD

ShadyFTW1 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:10

u are cute as hell

underaegis 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:41

heh mine too

WTSchool 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:17

Me three. I laughed pretty darn hard at the image of this. xDD

kristadoodle 8

Monday 1 April 2013 10:21

It reminds me of an episode of Spongebob when he tries to open a tube of toothpaste with a wrench and ends up with a blackeye. x.o

5up3rTAN 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:28

this did nothing for me :-/

SaintE_fml 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:41

really!!!!!

mayaaaxoxo 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:31

hahahahahh!

alex1432 9

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:32

I hated my high school's lockers... that's why I just carried all my books in my backpack

brit8741 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:16

8- W'ere not allowed to carry backpacks because it means someone's going to bring a gun to school.

bouncer_detail 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:35

File a lawsuit. In today's world, you'd either win or settle for a good chunk of change.

bigbadtim 7

Friday 17 September 2010 0:23

Sue the locker for assult. LOL

sipher16 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:09

that's what's wrong with America everyone wants to sue everyone for stupid shit. one of my buddies got killed in action and his parents tried to sue the army for "negligence". stupid, people just want money and they dont want to work for it.