By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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ICastillo 24

I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

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LolFMLnot 10

He was remembering the places it went to

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ICastillo 24

I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

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joethebiden 8

Or his grandfather's penis?

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zombieslayer83 19

This reminds me of that Dear Penis song by Rodney Carrington.

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Stalkerloo 11

my girlfriend gives mine massages to keep it happy.

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ICastillo 24

Ahh your girlfriend is a massage therapist, how much does she charge?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Don't forget to walk it twice a day. And don't feed it after midnight.

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GTAmax99 12

And make sure it stays healthy and active!

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ZombieSnoopy 9

62 i dont think ur gf would be happy ur offering her services for free

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MrBrightside21 20

Yeah sure, it's okay for a grandfather to smile at his penis in front of his grandson, but when I wear a silk thong to my baby cousin's birthday party and my nephew sees my whale tail, everyone loses their shit. Sometimes I don't get this world.

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darth_luke 8

I don't even know what to thumb yours #87...

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Or you could find someone to put him in a good mood for you... I mean, but singing's cool, too... O.o

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OhDearBetrayal 25

It's good to see happiness in old age.

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ttqq 7

I'll be happy with my penis for the rest of my life

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oophelia 7

I read "girlfriend" from the OP and only understand now that I see your comment...

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HKCgrimmjow 15

When I'm old I hope I'm so easily entertained

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perdix 29

#24, you never know what's going to happen with it. Don't be so cocky! It could let you down and those damn blue pills are expensive. If you have to pay him to get him to work for you, you might not be so happy then.

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kut17 11

I think the bigger FML is that you walked in on your grandpa naked.

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lindora 35

the bigger fml would be if he had a boner

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LolFMLnot 10

He was remembering the places it went to

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Reminiscing, I bet. "We've had some good times, ol' chap. Remember that wench back in '61?"

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Spectre529 12

I must say... That's a new level of bizzare-ness from a senior citizen

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iOceanus 18

Somehow, I'm not surprised at what senior citizens do anymore. I guess FML will do that to you. By that, I mean show you the truth.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

No, I must disagree with you. It is perfectly normal for guys to admire their own penises at any age

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kyle_27 6

Haha very true, and i read the "about you" part i think thts cool ^.^

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octopussperm125 18

Problably from sagging and wrinkling with age, i now have a very disturbingly exciting of what mine'll be in 50 years

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perdix 29

It's good that they are getting along. You wouldn't want to walk in when they are having a slap-fight! Even worse would be walking in after the slap-fight, during the make-up sex.

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Catkam623 27

Hey break up sex is better than make up sex but not as good as thank god were alive sex;$

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Cbizzlez 10

Well at least he wasn't jacking off or on top of your grandma.

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