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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:11

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

zombieslayer83 19

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:12

You must be down in the dumps.

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:11

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

AssTard 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:13

Must resist...... Aggghhhh!!! I can not. *Everyone

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:14

Omg.... how did I miss the toilet on this one?! Hopefully it gets taken care of.

BlowinChronic 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:23

If he thinks it's wrong for women to do that then OP shouldn't worry about impressing him anyways. He's not worth her time.

ttqq 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:24

What are you talking about #1? Women don't fart.

da_directioner39 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:00

They don't poop either.

jheinz33 3

Thursday 10 January 2013 3:26

Olly Murs thinks it's wrong for girls to fart..

samasara 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 4:11

OP should be glad it was at her parents house, not his!!

AbstraktThoughts 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:27

OP must be stuck in a shi-*gets shot*

Jovecove 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:01

Poopping powerrrr

Mf2307 15

Friday 11 January 2013 5:42

very true it would be more embarrassing at his house

zombieslayer83 19

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:12

You must be down in the dumps.

rvnclwprfct731 13

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:37

I see what you did there

BlowinChronic 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:38

We all do.

lilhellian 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:43

I don't.. Please enlighten me...

laya_fml 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 4:27

That was a crappy joke :)

Jumpingmal2 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 6:14

That was quite the shitty reply.

Tali147 16

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:13

Well that's a pretty crappy way to start things off. Ba dum tsss.

Catkam623 27

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:52

What a shitty way to impress the parents

happle 21

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:43

They were her own parents.

Catkam623 27

Thursday 10 January 2013 3:34

Sorry wrote that wrong was shitty way to impress the boyfriend ops parents I was really tired when I wrote that having just finished a soccer game.

kwyk 23

Thursday 10 January 2013 4:27

You must have just finished something extremely tiresome before writing that last comment...

tomhofer 14

Thursday 10 January 2013 4:28

Excuses never get the dishes done

sens3sfailing 24

Thursday 10 January 2013 7:17

Except if the excuse is, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. Then someone else has to do the dishes hence getting them done.

Spectre529 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:13

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tru74igd 5

Friday 11 January 2013 0:32

I kno thats real....

Sir_Crackerjacks 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:14

Oh don't worry everybody clogs the toilet now and then. Make some light hearted jokes about it, though preferably not at dinner.

laya_fml 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 4:40

That could be a disturbing dinner topic. "Oh, this meatloaf reminds me of a funny story. Remember that time I clogged the toilet. Speaking of which, can I have some more peas."

peniiis 8

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:14

Next time, flush while you're going so it won't get clogged! Sorry for the embarrassment though OP!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:14

Number of really bad puns about shit: 2 and counting.

Sir_Crackerjacks 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:15

God it's all down hill from here.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:21

Let's just wait for the "that's a shitty situation" comments.

BlowinChronic 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:26

I say we all thumb it up just so that person feels better about themselves and everyone is like "how the hell is that getting thumbs up?"

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:28

Why wait? You mentioned it already.

perdix 29

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:37

Hold on, has anyone seen my sunglasses? Oops, they are on my head! Sounds like a . . . never mind, the moment has passed.

13ky13 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:37

Well that's a shitty situation. There, done.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:47

Shitty puns level is approaching 9000! I keep scrolling down to see whe, eventually, shit will hit the fan, the standard for puns will go down the drain, and I will hit the poop deck.

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:46

What about "that looks like a bad shituation?" The number of shit puns is going through the roof

SPRKY 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:46

I got this one! Well, at least she didn't hold- *puts on sunglasses* Anything in... *leaves quickly*

sunkissedluster 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:16

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sugarlover1998 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:19

If they had decent parents, they wouldn't be on FML :P

DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 January 2013 6:06

Do you seriously not get the point of this site? It's called Fmylife.com, not Ihavegreatparents.com. If you can read, I'd strongly suggest skimming through the FAQ.