By cheeseburglar_9000 - 21/03/2013 01:11 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML
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nanxi 30

'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

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SilentScreamer 12

Your father's a smart man.

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SilentScreamer 12

Your father's a smart man.

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wlddog 14

I dont know about that. Instead of Anthrax, their name could still be pretty bad. I see Cheeseburger-9000 is their screen name, what if that is also their real name????

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tjv3 10

I hope you are very thankful for your grandpa

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journeytotheend 16

I should've guessed my reference was to old for the majority of people here

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

Hey, at least you would be feared! No bullies at school :)

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Mossears133 15

Just imagine if he had gotten lost in an airport as a child "ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX!!!!!!!!" *chaos* "Excuse me sir, you're going to have to come with me for questioning'

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poetrywriter12 6

Well make sure you are worth 200 otherwise your grand dad might change your name and get his money back.

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nanxi 30

'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

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buddy51 23

Grampaw wanted you to be named Osama instead?

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sux4u121 10

No he wanted him named cheeseburglar_9000

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imyy 20

Anthrax is a pretty sweet rockstar name, after all...and you know you can change your name, right?

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Beanie2012 12

Yeah but you most likely can't change it while growing up.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

He should have been called Slayer instead. More badass.

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efrainelboricua 12

You can at any age. You just have to pay for it. At least in America you can.

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gracehi 31

Your grandpa deserves a million hugs from you.

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SuperDanielNL 23

You are not, so there is no real problem. I know what kinds rediculous names I could have had, I really got lucky. So you are lucky to OP. Besides would your dad have called your sister Sarin, VX or Mustard?

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RedPillSucks 31

Sarin sounds like such a nice name, like her sister Chlamydia

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SuperDanielNL 23

At least Chlamydia doesn't kill you, and spreading Chlamydia is way more fun than spreading Sarin.

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karlcolt45 19

bro you missed out! you could have rocked that name. it's infectious

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oliver86 8

I guess that's a risk when your Dad is a metalhead.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Well, I'd never name my son "Metallica."

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