By cheeseburglar_9000 - 21/03/2013 01:11 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML
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nanxi 30

'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

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SilentScreamer 12

Your father's a smart man.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

I don't think you would receive very much unopened mail if it was addressed to Anthrax. xD

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OptimusVader 23

I would think that other people would be terrified to open mail with the return address having the name Anthrax on it.

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NeatNit 32

whew, dodged that bullet. Cheeseburlar is much nicer.

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princessEll 25

The dad could have made the grandfather give him $200.

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Michael_92 20

That's not what it says though..

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princessEll 25

I do apologise for being such a stupid bimbo

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laurenasabutton 26

That's cool. Plus, no one else in your class would ever have the same name!

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perdix 29

I wonder what kind of normal name you would have gotten for $500. I'll bet you do, too, Analwarts.

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, now OP is called by his nickname.... An (or Ann)

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DocBastard 38

With all the stupid names parents are giving their children (Pilot Inspektor? Blue? Apple?), Anthrax doesn't seem so bad.

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perdix 29

#16, not for the inventor or the unit of magnetic flux density?

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upallnight11 19

That sounds like a name for a dinosaur tbh.

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HortonThelephant 15

Ok Fine Op, you win. Bacillus Anthracis you are. Enjoy. At least now you can lie and make up some story about Harry Potter

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