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By earplugsplease - 16/05/2013 16:16 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
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LeonKennedy45 10

You should convince him to pay you gas money

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rouh_fml 4

Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!

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meaganxo 14

Well, did you leave?

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friedpwnadge 25

Tell him to go and ********** because you didn't drive four hours to get kicked out of the house and not visit with your sister for a bit.

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nnnope 26

is it duck season already?

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Mauskau 35

I hope op didn't leave because her brother in law is selfish.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

@34 he could've invited her to join then it wouldn't be selfish

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groovycrazyjoe 18

@46 sad but true some couples like to experiment

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

@49, I'm sure some couples do like to experiment... but not with family. Hopefully.

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Crofty92 17

@49 Maybe you're family, but dont count us with the rest of you.

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LeonKennedy45 10

You should convince him to pay you gas money

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Zebediabolical 39

If it was for any reason but sex, I wouldn't leave.

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RedPillSucks 31

butt sex *adolescent giggle*

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

#65 oh hey Jiraiya

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rouh_fml 4

Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!

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ThePieGuy0817 29

Make him pay for the ride. Or, perhaps, just find something to do in the area and come back later.

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etishuman22 32

After I realized she had written "lives lives" I then read the next two words as "four fours". WTF, brain!

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perdix 29

Go away for 15 minutes, and when you come back, don't sit on that couch.

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RedPillSucks 31

More like 3 minutes. Tell him, she's seen his wing-wang wittle-willy

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JACKxRAWR 22

The ****, man! Would you want to watch your sister get ploughed by someone? Geez.

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FlyingMonkey228 5

I like his honesty. Put your hand out because he's paying you to go to the cinema for a few hours.

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