By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Welshite 39

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

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gotaplanstan 28

Yeah but what happened to John Travolta's face??? Maybe the cats ate it?

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JereMy_Life 6

Maybe he didn't interrupt it, because it hadnt started yet: she was waiting for him to be part of it ! That's why she called the pizza delivery guy. Hadn't he leaved, he would be wearing a Nicolas Cage mask right now...

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Melix 31

She was partying hard with her cats. Lol.

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DyslexicPanda 12

OP should be glad she didn't want to wear HIS face

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Melix 31

Imagine if she was wearing his face already when she opened the door? O.O

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nevereyes 31

That would make for a good creepypasta.

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k_lylepad 19

That's some Paranormal Activity shit. Put the pizza down and walk away very slowly.

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HolyCrepe 10

I wouldn't be leaving slowly if I saw that...

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xSphinx 18

how is that paranormal activity? you're stupid, stop breathing.

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

...Your comment isn't funny

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seventhejellyman 12

I see what you did there

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Miq999 5

Some really ******* weird people out there

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samabomination 19

Congrats! You won the contest! As your job of a pizza delivery guy the contest was to find a person weirder than the people at Walmart! Your prize? Scars for life.

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linyah 11

not sure on that..i worked for sam's club a while back and we have our famous megatron lady. claimed she is the mother of god, and megatron is coming to get us. Though, i would of been amused to see what OP saw.

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cmayer 20

Sure she didn't say metatron? Bc god + megaton = plain crazy but god + metatron = makes sense but maybe still a little crazy

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nevereyes 31

Well I work with a guy who calls himself "hey Zeus" and hits things with a stick of celery.....

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sergei_yusef 11

#87 his name would be Jèsus. the way he says it is how the Spanish pronounce it. I'm guessing that it's Spanish that is.

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killmeslowly5 5

This made my day at least you know she's a funny lady

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SWC_Penguin 17

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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JFloUnknown 24

With his Nicolas Cage breed cats.

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MissEmma_fml 22

"All of my characters have a glint of madness." - Nicolas Cage. Sounds like your woman is embracing the madness! Just go with it, who doesn't want to prance about in a Nicolas Cage mask? I know I have! *leans on wall of padded cell*

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