By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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rs89 20

You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.

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rs89 20

You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.

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Dracoboxer357 35

1- Well, assuming we're only talking about the hair on her scalp, then I would agree with you for the most part. ;p

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Ambient25 24

Why do you have to take it there #37....

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BlueFlatts 20

Because on FML is an all or nothing kind of deal.

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Dracoboxer357 35

43- Because the Devil's in the Details, and little else can **** My Life like when "Bad' takes that extra step towards "Goddamn Awful." ;)

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ThatFancyPenn 18

It's nice to know that humanity is started to shape up

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\ 28

This reminds me of that FML video where Ben's GF's brother is playing with his hair...

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FinJage 18

That's just only when she woke up. What about, while she was sleeping?

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untouchable763 10

What a thoughtful gentleman he was. Feel blessed.

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Wizardo 33

The darkness does strange things to a man...

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roro_superloser 13

It's more of a fondle than i get. Which theatre was this.?

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Dusty_Busters 15

Lol @ 66. Well done

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roro_superloser 13

#72 why thank u. Was being genuine though. What theatre dammit.!? Haha

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OneGirlTwoCups 13

Yeah, "Eyyyyy after I caress your hair how about I take you down to my place?"

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football98_fml 20

i find it weird that u bought a ticket to watch a movie, amd then take a nap during the movie. but still, that guys pretty creepyyy

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imawesomeokay 15

(This is VERY late, haha sorry) I had about four hours asleep and I was watching The Lone Ranger.. I guess you can see why I fell asleep.

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Pwn17 25

I think he likes you.

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tygerarmy 35

Did you fall asleep on his shoulder or did he creep up on you?

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RonnieG 10

so...you paid to sleep on a creepy guys shoulder?

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BlueFlatts 20

No, he paid to have a girl fall asleep on his shoulder.

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BimmerDriver 23

Did he at least tell you you're pretty?

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