How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
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DocBastard 38

This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P

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Dracoboxer357 35

I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P

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caohm 18

if shes that old anyway it's probably for the best if you try and ignore it because they just don't give any ***** at that age.

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corporatescoundr 25

I agree wholeheartedly #1. Especially considering the way the FML started had me feeling like granny was just dropping a deuce in the middle of the laundry room.

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Zestus 19

as our great wise leader shrek once said, "better out than in!" additionally, i hardly think you'd prefer the mess on the floor.

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Mobyman30 9

"You're grandma is so old... She farts out dust!" Anyone? No?! Ok

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

No, 43, we have to use language he can comprehend. "YOUR still an idiot." See?

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Mobyman30 9

I admit defeat... But I did correct My grammar right after I posted my down-voted comment. See?

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Grammar Police,We have you surrounded.

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olpally 32

Your username pretty much sums it up. Time to put her in the retirement home.

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fakedsincerity 32

I don't see how she's "lost it" because she had to quickly use the loo.

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olpally 32

Carry on... Nothing to see here... :/

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emmybabe987 10

insensitive prick.

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sematariux 7

Grandma isn't as cute as we originally thought

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jessBeAqueen 13

if anything it just made her cuter. I love old folks who have seen it all and are carefree

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Conn3ct 9

All these old people on FML gets worse an worse.

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ApollosMyth 22

This seems a lot better then the other old people FML's though...?

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astralvagan 20

Or it could be that this generation of older people just don't give a **** what we think about them

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DocBastard 38

This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.

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ohdannyboyy 8

Shes being nice if you think about it. She farted in the toilet so the dust wont get everywhere!

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Powerfull_fml 8

She came to the bathroom (as opposed to the kitchen for example), so she hasn't lost it yet. People can't control their body functions properly at this age, so don't be too hard on her. If she was YOUR grandmother, would you have the same reaction?

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monnanon 13

i thought she did go to the kitchen at first. in the uk washing machines are usually in the kitchen so this fml thoroughly confused me at first.

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NandaPanda 22

At first I read "dishwasher" instead of "washing machine" so I thought she HAD gone in the kitchen, and I was sitting here like "why would you ever have a toilet in your kitchen?!" it took me a couple of times reading it through before I understood, lolz XD

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emmybabe987 10

washing machines in the kitchen? how odd. .-. learned something new today:)

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fakedsincerity 32

me too, #35. putting it in the bathroom seems so weird.

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miaoucore 13

maybe its close by but not in it?

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monnanon 13

everyone here has it in the kitchen unless they have a utility room. i also learned from reading Girl with the Dragon Tattoo thats its perfectly normal in Sweden to have your washing machine in your bathroom so why not the USA too.

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