Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Leijabug - 21/04/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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You deserved it 3 080

By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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Splashed out

By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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Tthug 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

gmian 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:41

You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!

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Tthug 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

Turbo_Turtle 14

Tuesday 4 March 2014 0:24

I'm guessing they're Grumpy.

meepmerp 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:18

Get him back with another shower prank, such as... Nair in the shampoo?

bgibbz 15

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:32

It seems like a good prank, but I'm calling BS. For that to work you would need to be standing directly under the shower head when you turn on the water... I'm pretty sure most people warm it up first.

James_is_Mexican 25

Tuesday 4 March 2014 7:50

Put green dye in your roommates shampoo :D

StillUsesMyspace 22

Tuesday 4 March 2014 10:08

Put poison in their toothpaste!! Oh wait.... too far?

Bentonic 11

Tuesday 4 March 2014 14:24

If OP is going to prank their roommate back, they're going to have to be Brainy!

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:33

76, not far enough! This is war!

brianlarkin 7

Monday 3 March 2014 22:41

I have no words other than kick your friends ass

kjack49044 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 0:11

You must be great at birthday parties...

JustinMrBest91 10

Tuesday 4 March 2014 0:49

Lol 38 what?

gmian 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:41

You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!

Rallred32 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:38

How do you know ops a girl?

gmian 34

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:47

61- I don't. I tried being clever with the whole shower, show'er thing. Guess it didn't go over too well.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Monday 3 March 2014 22:42

Let the prank wars begin!

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 3 March 2014 22:42

Since you're already blue, you may as well grow a beard in 20 minutes and wear a hat

santosb1 11

Monday 3 March 2014 23:25

Girls can grow beards like that?

Ian7890 23

Monday 3 March 2014 23:56

please point out where it says op is a girl

ckerane 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:11

pappa smurf haha

iOceanus 18

Monday 3 March 2014 22:43

Did your hair get died orange as well?

Nilorak 24

Monday 3 March 2014 22:50

Wouldn't it be stated in the FML if he did?

iOceanus 18

Monday 3 March 2014 22:54

I was making a reference to Big Fat Liar...

chinaski7628 32

Monday 3 March 2014 23:48

*dyed. Kind of a big difference between the two words otherwise I wouldn't be so nit-picky :)

iOceanus 18

Tuesday 4 March 2014 5:01

#34 ...I didn't even notice; I'm so ashamed. Thank you for making that apparent to me.

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:15

omg that movie is super old! lol I doubt anyone would have remembered

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:23

I remember that movie. In fact, it was the first thing I thought of when I read this FML xD.

booze_n_bitches 37

Monday 3 March 2014 22:44

Plan your revenge!

Nilorak 24

Monday 3 March 2014 22:44

Put laxative in his food. ;)

xBOGGSx 3

Monday 3 March 2014 22:45

Join the blue man group

BunkBeds 9

Monday 3 March 2014 23:07

this happened to the singer of eiffle 65. he screamed "I'm blue!" and thus a hit song was created

Nyarlothatep 12

Tuesday 4 March 2014 8:56

Holy Hell, somebody remembers that song, let alone the band?!?

steve31789 8

Monday 3 March 2014 22:45

Looks like you got smurfed!

jaylacheatham 7

Monday 3 March 2014 22:52

HAHAHAHA

Nilorak 24

Monday 3 March 2014 22:58

Calm down!

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