By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
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noobsatin 19

maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

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daisylokes 16

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

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noobsatin 19

maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

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joseph19921992 10

Have you ever thought of the possibility that this man has a sixth sense, and he believes you're pregnant. God knows

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daisylokes 16

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

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LunaaBluee 27

If he's buying her drinks I say just go with it.

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kevinu125 7

He was probably just drunk don't feel bad :)

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Kamon97 23

Maybe he was just drunk and blurted it out he probably didn't think you're pregnant at all!

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foxwasalamb 24

play a joke on him, have fun with it, but dont take it too harshly. its not like you have to ever see him again

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andiesaur 18

At least he got the "woman" thing right.

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paigexox0 37

Oh man...NEVER guess or assume a woman is pregnant unless you physically see her in labour lol.

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foxwasalamb 24

not even if shes very obviously visibly showing? the only way i can see that backfiring is if she obese, then it can sometimes be hard to tell. but if shes a healthy weight...

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Voij 16

Eating pickles with ice cream and mayo: Well, maybe she's just hungry for some strange stuff? Wouldn't wanna judge her eating habits. Morning sickness: Shouldn't have eaten pickles with ice cream. Swollen breasts: What? I... i haven't even... what? Did anything... haven't noticed. Clearly pregnant belly: Well, dunno, could be carrying a watermelon below her shirt... or maybe she just drank a lot of water. Water broke: See, she did drink a lot of water. Told you so. Now she just didn't manage to get on the toilet in time. Contractions: Yeah, no, I'm still gonna say it's the pickles with ice cream. Baby is born: Oh, so you were pregnant. Mazel tov!

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cakefete2 30

This is wisdom, well done my friend.I'd go a step further. Even after the baby is born best response is, "what that's your baby?! But you weren't even pregnant."

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corpsebrunette 8

nooo you just don't do it!! If she brings it up that's one thing, but just don't!!

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kylieh72 25

Well at least his intension was to compliment your sexual appeal, his execution was just a little off! I'm sure you're very beautiful, OP.

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