By the lannisters send their retards - 17/06/2014 20:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
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ShittingHicks 4

Shoot those ******* with a crossbow.

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dyehardxen 19

It's okay, #2, you're not the only one who didn't catch the reference. Game of thrones never looked appealing to me, so I never watched it.

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ShittingHicks 4

Shoot those ******* with a crossbow.

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1tsmenoah 20

The Lannisters will send his coworkers their regards

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AurumPotestasEst 16

*Jaime Lannister sends his regards.

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Mama4ddk 15

I agree! This is it painful subject for this woman and now they ridicule her! They definitely need to be shot with a crossbow. total of 5 arrows, start with the arms, move to each leg, and the last one, right in the head! I can't believe people would do that to her over something like this. Keep ur chin up hun n remember, it's not your fault stupid people bred morons like those!

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Nat52482 25

They need to be shot with a crossbow WHILE they're on the toilet.

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CatcherQueen 15

Promise to not kill them if they shut up about it. A Lannister always repays their debts.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

"Jaime Lannister sends his regards," is the actual quote from the books.

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chm0911 8

If they are a guy... Both I the heads

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KhaleesiDannie 26

The Red Office Party

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Pentium_4 27

I think they're referring to the game of thrones character

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dyehardxen 19

It's okay, #2, you're not the only one who didn't catch the reference. Game of thrones never looked appealing to me, so I never watched it.

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Respect101 17

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MrConcise 34

@23 - I call it socially acceptable ****. Snore.

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ohmandapants 16

@23 what kind of freaky **** do you watch?! O.o

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speakersboom 19

I think that's a question better left unasked.

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Respect101 17

Didn't mean it as a porno porno, just has a bunch of sex and violence I didn't mean the sex was violent... geez..

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littlekellilee 45

The books were good. If you're not okay with watching sex and violence, you could try reading about it instead. You see surprisingly few people naked when you're reading.

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pitapizzaparty 18

38# ur the person who has a fear of holding babies ! YOU TRULY INSPIRE ME

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leary96 15

Sorry OP people are dicks. Take it to HR.

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jerryj 27

People can also be ******* and assholes.

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Patty410 11

You just summed up every season of Game of Thrones.

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Caprica323 5

I'm a Game of Thrones fan and that's rude as hell. Sorry OP.

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Kobilar 10

What does being a game of thrones fan have to do with this?

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Adam5858 17

Put lego in the inside of their shoes, I know thats the worst torture imaginable but I think its necessary.Sorry OP

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magickitten 26

That's really insensitive! You need to tell them that calling you that makes you feel uncomfortable.

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jad0016 12

Wow just wow. I'm sorry OP some people have no consideration of other people's feelings

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killthedead 13

Jamie's going to be pissed!

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JJ_86 22

Time to start ******* the lady co-workers. Afterall you have to live up to the name.

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