Work: Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked...

By the lannisters send their retards - 17/06/2014 20:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

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By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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ShittingHicks 4

Wednesday 18 June 2014 1:50

Shoot those ******* with a crossbow.

dyehardxen 19

Wednesday 18 June 2014 2:49

It's okay, #2, you're not the only one who didn't catch the reference. Game of thrones never looked appealing to me, so I never watched it.

Comments

live2loveurself 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 11:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'm sorry but thats SOOO funny!! Game of Thrones!!

Ninja0718 8

Wednesday 18 June 2014 16:42

I'm sorry for your loss. I don't know how it feels, but I do know it might hurt like getting sat on by a T-Rex

NekoNomNom 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 16:55

While that is an amazing GoT reference, I'm sorry for your loss, OP :(

lollypop624 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 17:38

That's just mean & harsh!!! Awww I'm sorry!!

sartrow 8

Wednesday 18 June 2014 18:04

sounds to me that the name is supposed to be a compliment because the character on this show is a fantastic individual, look at it this way until you truly believe they mean it in a negative way