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By j_portal - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlstadt

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML
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foxwasalamb 24

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

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cakefete2 30

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess it wanted to look a gift horse in the mouth...

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Misswildsides 22

Or accidental biting into the moth. Yuck.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

#37: No, just no. That was bad... You can leave now.

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False_Stupidity 41

The only real question here is, did OP spit or swallow?

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incoherentrmblr 21

#45 & 46, awesome username, unfortunate comments. Good effort though...

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foxwasalamb 24

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

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cakefete2 30

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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MrSassypants 33

You would do very well in advertisement.... though saying you would do well in advertisement is both a compliment and an insult, so I'm sorry.

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HairIsEverything 15

I was thinking OP's mouth was open possibly because they were screaming and/or gasping about the moth flying around the phone?

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Ltsdragons 19

#50 for some reason I laughed while trying to imagine your comment

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Acers1 13

Anyone else think of the image this results in?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'd rather get my protein from chicken and salmon, thanks. *shudders*

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False_Stupidity 41

There was an OP who swallowed a moth... It tasted so good they made it into broth.

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HairIsEverything 15

#52 you just brought back so many good memories!!! http://bussongs.com/songs/there-was-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly.php

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Khaleesi_26 30

Maybe Op was laughing at something they read on their phone?

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nikmiester 7

Look at #15's reply to #4 for the real reason *straight face*

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yilenis1 3

Were u yawning.. Or something else? Next time turn the tv on

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wang33334 12

Have-moth-in-my-mouth achievement unlocked

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