By I-love-my-tea - 09/06/2015 22:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
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VoldooPed 20

You won't be saying "FML" if you were to accidentally kill yourself with those spoons.

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creatureman 14

"Those spoons look mighty dangerous. I'm gonna need to see some ID"

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livelaughlovepie 22

Spoons can be super dangerous! A man was once killed, when another guy hit him in the back of the head with a dessert spoon.

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VoldooPed 20

You won't be saying "FML" if you were to accidentally kill yourself with those spoons.

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spatula232 25

You're right. They wouldn't be saying anything if they were to accidentally kill himself with those spoons.

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xJChristine 16

Maybe the cashier thought you were cute and wanted your name :)

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tchopper1969 16

or was a stalker lol

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xJChristine 16

I'm a cashier, and people often stalk me too... That's why I cut of my last name from my name tag :) I see what you mean

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devildog562 33

Or you know not could be a rational thing like op used a credit card and policy dictates they match up ID with card.

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littlekellilee 45

That isn't a worldwide policy, especially if the credit card has chips and pins.

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devildog562 33

I meant it as the company policy dictates you show it, not worldwide or country wide or state wide. As far as I know it's completely optional worldwide.

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RpiesSPIES 27

I always check for I.D. if the credit card isn't signed. Could've been the case here.

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tyza 7

This is exactly what i thought :p probably facebook'd her name or something afterwards.

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creatureman 14

"Those spoons look mighty dangerous. I'm gonna need to see some ID"

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MrConcise 34

"Tea is typically burning hot, ****, can't trust a minor with tools to stir it!"

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Maybe cashier had heard that only over 18's should be spooning in bed.

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mikeman1744 18

cocaine measuring teaspoons I bet, that was very correct of the cashier

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cornyrob 33

Did you also purchase a butane lighter?

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skye147 20

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abNormal62 23

"Spooning" is serious business. It would've probably been advisable to also get condoms at the same time prevent unwanted pregnancy

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bdsmslave 18

I agree. Spooning is very serious. It's a gateway activity to forking.

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abNormal62 23

But you should only do that with really "knife" girls

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jennlody 28

I'm almost 18 and look much younger. Some days I get my ID checked to get into rated R movies. Other days I get away with buying pool chemicals that you have to be 18 to buy without having to show ID. Teaspoons though? That's ridiculous.

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onlychildFTW 33

A few days ago I got IDd buying an M rated video game. And I'm 21. I don't know how he thought I looked 16 or under. I think it just depends on the person who's there.

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