Mad lad

By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML
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wtffml1979 22

Everyone berry well knew there would be a pun to start off the comments

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TheRugMan 17

That was the last straw for that neighbor

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Ms_ValS 27

Maybe he will get sick from not washing them first. You can always hope OP

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e_is_for_eli 12

cccccccombo breaker! but I agree, you should plant one right in his face OP.

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tuxedoandex 28

he ****** up. you never steal strawberries from a child.

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jtthegr8 26

At least he didn't tear the plant out of the ground. My neighbor did that to me when I was 7 with my strawberry plant. Either way this is a terrible deed by any person

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hoosiergirl94 31

Because that's what mature adults do

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wtffml1979 22

I would've said something negative but you're absolutely hot and well, just couldn't do it.

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seriouslygrowup 11

I'm a hot girl too. buy me dinner and drinks please. I need more free stuff from horny men.

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leogachi 15

That username though.

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Benmantha 31

Damn, I need to give you more than just one thumb up, #12!

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MDoremis 38

Apparently attractive women are seen as having an inability to use sarcasm. Way to go, guys.

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sstahpp 33

If there's free food involved I can be hot,too.

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wtffml1979 22

Go to the store and buy a few boxes of strawberries and smash them on his front door.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Take away "front door" and add "ugly ass face"

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myoukei 31

But that's such a waste ;-; I'm sure op's daughter is the one who needs that box a bit more....

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gracehi 31

Mow his lawn into the shape of a **** and balls. He won't be able to fix it because he evidently doesn't have a lawn mower.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Brilliant idea, but OP doesn't have a functioning lawn mower either :/

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ColonelCusswords 24

He doesnt either tho

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gracehi 31

It says it's still "broken," not that it's inoperable. It might just run very poorly or have a broken aesthetic part. Although you may be right. Broken could mean inoperable too. Still, it would be worth it to get it fixed or get a new lawn mower that much faster for the sake of sweet, sweet, revenge.

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teentee401 36

It says broken in the past. So it's possible that the neighbor broke one and OP bought a new one.

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gracehi 31

The user name says "it's still broken." :'(

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booze_n_bitches 37

Send your daughter round to kick the strawberries out of him. She's a minor, she doesn't know what she's doing ;)

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ColonelCusswords 24

If shes too small to kick strawberries out of a person, give her a baseball bat

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ZombieSazza 34

When he's not at home you could mow a shape into his garden. A penis or some rude words.

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