Love, Pregnancy and Parents: My little girl

My little girl

By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Not the expected outcome

By Thanksiguess - 19/02/2018 15:00

Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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daz18m 15

Friday 3 July 2015 7:28

I think it's a little too late for the lecture.

Dom_Olivares 12

Friday 3 July 2015 7:30

Congratulations on the baby!

Comments

daz18m 15

Friday 3 July 2015 7:28

I think it's a little too late for the lecture.

Dom_Olivares 12

Friday 3 July 2015 7:30

Congratulations on the baby!

senor_octubre 24

Friday 3 July 2015 7:30

Then who cares what they think? Btw congrats OP!

amileah13 26

Friday 3 July 2015 7:30

Congratulations, sweetie! That's so wonderful and don't listen to your parents! You've got a baby on the way and a wedding to plan! Best wishes to you!

hersheykisses511 18

Friday 3 July 2015 7:31

How dare you be so careless!!! At least they care?

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 3 July 2015 7:51

Doesn't seem like OP is too upset about it so why are you?

Devtyro 14

Friday 3 July 2015 8:46

Guessing people aren't sensing the sarcasm

mr_sarcastic416 29

Friday 3 July 2015 8:46

That's a bazinga right?

Nathan_Henry 15

Friday 3 July 2015 7:32

Congrats, I'm no doctor but isn't 22 a little early?

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 3 July 2015 7:35

Too early is 14, 22 is fine imo

Divine_Mamma 11

Friday 3 July 2015 7:47

If you have a stable, good job and are getting married then no.

TheCookieComet 23

Friday 3 July 2015 7:51

14 is not too early in fact its the perfect time, if we're living in the middle ages.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 3 July 2015 7:52

And who are you to judge someone's personal decision?

LiveRS 7

Friday 3 July 2015 9:00

I think 22 is too early to.. I wanna travle the world and be young for plenty more years, and I'm turning 22 soon

hamusta 13

Friday 3 July 2015 9:16

Not really, since girls started menstruating later back in the days they would probably be at least fifteen before their first child.

lrh11 14

Friday 3 July 2015 9:44

As to the doctor thing,medically 22 is perfect. Your eggs start dying off around 27-29so early to mid 20s is the way to go. However,it's a personal choice. Some people could get married at 18 and immediately have a kid and it would be the right choice for them. There is no "right age" to have a kid(as an adult anyway)