Miscellaneous: Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed...

By Failed Artist - 30/08/2015 04:49 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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By weeble_wobbles09 - 26/12/2009 02:06 - United States

Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, "Some of my greatest blessings call me Nana." We stood there looking at a wall FULL of pictures of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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By IcyWinter - 02/04/2014 08:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

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Photoshopped

By Noname - 18/02/2009 21:55 - United States

Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML

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Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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Freeze peach

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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hellnosucka 27

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:28

what a warm and loving grandmother you have

dezman2000 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:37

Don't you hate when even your own family puts you down and doesn't encourage you to do what makes you happy? Especially the older family members.

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hellnosucka 27

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:28

what a warm and loving grandmother you have

RainTears 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:57

Grandma roasted him so hard even i felt the burn

emisheah 17

Friday 20 November 2015 9:17

Read that in Ron Swansons voice

liquifiednate 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:29

Don't you love how the elderly are so truthful?

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:33

*Notices sarcasm anyway* No, not really.

coried91 28

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:29

Well, at least now you know what she thinks... She could have been less bitchy though.

rileyrae0000 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:30

Savage grandma

wickedhyype 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:35

Lol old people spit the truth because they just dont care. Loool

TheBelt 19

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:36

Grandmas, gotta love me

redrain567 16

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:54

But I don't love you.

dezman2000 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:37

Don't you hate when even your own family puts you down and doesn't encourage you to do what makes you happy? Especially the older family members.

olpally 32

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:55

Put it up anyways.

JustinJK 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:57

an empty wall*

Wolfipoo 31

Sunday 30 August 2015 18:27

FYL OP, old people aren't always the kindest sadly, you were just unlucky, and your pictures were probably great despite her accusations.

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