Kids, Health, Drugs and Parents: Placebo

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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You deserved it 5 459

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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You deserved it 40 128

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 888

You deserved it 4 893

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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You deserved it 352

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 4 354

By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 323

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 220

You deserved it 59 750

By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

Reviews

By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 235

iNewKid 20

Friday 18 September 2015 0:10

You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

jasonswife423 18

Friday 18 September 2015 0:10

Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

Comments

jasonswife423 18

Friday 18 September 2015 0:10

Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

daniel271 13

Friday 18 September 2015 0:31

MY CHEST!

oreoeater 21

Friday 18 September 2015 2:17

There's a difference between lying and joking, although wasting food is always a sin

iNewKid 20

Friday 18 September 2015 0:10

You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

teapotrevolt 27

Friday 18 September 2015 6:22

Unless it's a mom who smokes that regularly... Can't fool me. Lol

Lars93 18

Friday 18 September 2015 0:16

she's just "*******" with you. trust me

AbtractAngela 17

Friday 18 September 2015 2:55

what does ******* have to do with any if this and why is it in quotation marks?

dezman2000 21

Friday 18 September 2015 0:18

Testing this out later tbh

Trepeston 13

Friday 18 September 2015 0:18

It hurts my soul to know that those brownies are in the trash...

FenHarel 9

Saturday 19 September 2015 23:34

It hurts mine to know there was no weed in them.

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 18 September 2015 0:23

Poor, innocent brownies. Because of you, they couldn't fulfill their destiny.

chuchusheep 19

Friday 18 September 2015 0:24

thats depressing... also, your username is very sassy.

lationas 25

Monday 28 September 2015 6:53

His username speaks the truth.. Mother Teresa was an awful person, which caused thousands of people tremendous pain and agony! Sadly, almost no one knows the truth about her :(