By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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WellGroomed 4

This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML

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A07 48

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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vishwa_evo 15

Is your roommate's name Kumar Patel?

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vishwa_evo 15

Whaat? Please see Harold and Kumar (part 1 and 2). Great movie :D

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christge1beast 17

I was thinking the same thing! When he's using Harold's nose trimming scissors to trim his pubes, and Harold walks in on him.

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Theakbars 16

mmmmm, nice. who doesn't love a nice pube couch?

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aimbug 42

Time to burn the couch and bleach your eyes.

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JulesLandry 8

How much do you wanna bet that when your girlfriend comes over she'll find a pube

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A07 48

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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LilMissCanadian 22

You just had to make it even more cringe worthy.

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idk_rose 25

Im sorry you have a weird housemate, OP. But still, this is funny.

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idefka 34

Confront him. Tell him that 1, it's gross, and 2, not in a place where you can walk in and see.

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

I'm guessing OP already did, hence the "He's surprised I have a problem with this", line.

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