Transportation: Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is...

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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BIKES!

By _aPerson_ - 22/04/2016 15:58 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML

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Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:23

That sucks OP. Hopefully the place had cameras so the police can track down whoever stole it.

WordBea 23

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:25

I guess you can say it's a vicious cycle

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:23

That sucks OP. Hopefully the place had cameras so the police can track down whoever stole it.

nityasomaiya 46

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:24

Go all Sherlock Holmes with the people around and you just may find out who took it...

nityasomaiya 46

Saturday 21 November 2015 21:10

I meant interrogating them (go detective on them. Sherlock was just a term I used)

WordBea 23

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:25

I guess you can say it's a vicious cycle

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:25

WOW!! What a neighborhood..

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:46

You sound like a real estate agent trying to sell me a house.

MrPotatoFace 9

Saturday 21 November 2015 22:25

teach your kids to be careful. if your leave ur bike, it disappears

naaddzz 14

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:26

At least you bought a lock so it doesn't happen again !

gogo44444 28

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:29

Report a missing bike and if there was surveillance cameras, maybe the police can check them out?

Tripartita 44

Saturday 21 November 2015 15:57

Now you have no choice but to run everywhere, holding your arms up like you're gripping handlebars and making bike sounds. It's not as fast or convenient, but it's what your bike would've wanted.