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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 21:48 - United States - Merrimack

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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By Karine - 05/12/2023 00:00 - France - Bordeaux

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 16:00 - New Zealand

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML

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By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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Friends?

By iAmJasper - 17/09/2014 21:56 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 20:59 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML

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organizse 28

Monday 22 February 2016 13:51

Damn... That's a bitch

dkane 12

Monday 22 February 2016 13:54

Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.

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organizse 28

Monday 22 February 2016 13:51

Damn... That's a bitch

syki 22

Monday 22 February 2016 16:58

It's a doggone shame.

booman342 13

Monday 22 February 2016 13:52

At least you have friends.

baker26 7

Monday 22 February 2016 15:46

people who hang out with someone because of an animal are not friends.

idk_rose 25

Monday 22 February 2016 13:52

You must be great company, then.

dkane 12

Monday 22 February 2016 13:54

Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.

theusediscool 26

Monday 22 February 2016 13:56

Ooo, that sounds ruff. =/

laurenemilyy 17

Monday 22 February 2016 13:58

TBH I would use that to my advantage

citrusglass 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 1:50

Free dog walking?

Toksik_Kid 14

Monday 22 February 2016 13:58

Buy more dogs = more friends

toolazytotype99 18

Monday 22 February 2016 14:00

That's dog gone rough

bella_nana347 23

Monday 22 February 2016 14:01

But its okay because dogs are awesome.

VashSN17 10

Monday 22 February 2016 14:03

Lmao I'm sure that's not the only reason, no one would hangout with someone just to see their animal, they like you too OP don't worry so much

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