I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
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waterynuggets 0

Mom win. Though I've never heard of anyone having an "abnormal" amount of stool in them..

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lettertjes 0

Well usually, the 'abnormal' word isn't used by doctors. But it happens pretty regularly that people are so constipated that it gives them cramps. And indeed: mom win.

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waterynuggets 0

True, I actually didn't even think of constipation. D'oh!

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RaKum12 0

hahaha ur mom is awesome

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shadow455 2

yes op fyl for having no sense of humour and being unable to laugh at your self

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justmeagirl 0

AAAHahahahah. That's a 'My Life Rocks' for having a funny-as-hell mom who makes you laugh when you're sick :)

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Secret_Fire_King 0

hahaha.. Your mum is funny.. but your life is not ******.. Unless, there something else we don't know about.. Therefore, I'ma hafta say: YDI, for sharing information with funny people..

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tisiphone_fml 0

So true. I'm sorry... but your mom has a quick wit and a GREAT sense of humor.

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betchinballer 0

this same thing happened to my brother XD

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Fuckedyourlifean 0

Screw you AVainAttempt! You made me loose the game!!!

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wryguy2765 8

I always use a joke along those lines whenever someone, including myself, is constipated

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Chris_Says 0

Could've been worse. You could have ended up so backed up that your faeces ended up in your stomach and you started vomiting them. Good ol' reverse peristalsis.

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SkaterChic 0

i remember an FML along those lines :p

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greenltrn2003 0

I was actually thinking about that one yesterday.......which says alot about my life/mind hmmmmmm.... anyway MOM FTW!

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sjisje 0

i was thinkin' about that today lol

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happypapp12 0

Can't believe your husband could do such a thing. (spiderman is officially dead people! Spiderman is dead!)

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FerrariCake 2

My favorite comments are the ones that belong with another FML.

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Leprecon 3

Come on, it was the perfect setup for that joke ... Can you really blame her ?

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damnwtfdude 0

Exactly - how often do you get to make that joke? I know I wouldn't pass it up

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hoopstar15 0

hahahahah I wish my mom would say stuff like that

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pechi_305 7

My mom wouldn't definitely say something like that and I'd think it was hilarious. Lol

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