By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

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denvan 0

When you get it sing BINGO

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Bandz_fml 3

Today I read the shortest FML I've ever looked at. And it made little sense! FML.

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tmmundy 17

# 89...I couldn't agree more. it took me a couple tries and I have small fingers..lol.

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Randuhh_17 4

I'm awesome...got it the first try!...:)

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False_Stupidity 41

No prob here either selecting this on my iPhone and I've got fat fingers...

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avatar0810 15

What's wrong with living in a barn?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.

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crazychick1269 7

#26... everything

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QueenQuay77 10

nothing is wrong wit living in a barn especially if u like to keep the door open

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hallix 21

He's trying out this new religious thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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ciarafox9 9

That would be so fun! Just make sure NEVER to have a flame in there!

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Majstr 23

To make an ass of yourself.

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QueenQuay77 10

6- I no rite that's what I was thinkin, I wudnt have applied, I wudve told the animals to move over and make room lmao!!

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marinus_fml 19

You can sing Old mcDonalds farm every night without sounding like a dick.

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Mirorbo 26

Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."

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Mirorbo 26

****. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

It's ok, we all have our temporary lapses in sanity. Some just last longer than others...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I can't remember, it's been so long...

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loserman67 35

That would actually kind of kick ass to be able to say that to someone and not be sarcastic

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perdix 29

You could have saved this one. If someone says ,"Were you born in a barn?," you could reply, "No, but I was rejected from living in one. The neighbors complained of the smell."

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kings1fan 6

Today, I posted the shortest FML ever.

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Mirorbo 26

I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

21- That was a sad day. :(

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