By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
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kevinn95 0

Ohhh no they stole ur surprise party?

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ddddddddg 9

That's awful! I'm so sorry op! Happy birthday (:

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ddddddddg 9

That's awful! I'm so sorry op! Happy birthday (:

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

I agree, FYL op. I hope your birthday will get better.

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iNewKid 20

That's just cruel. ****** up world we live in. Go and make money yourself en keep your hands off other people's stuff.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

I hope OP's birthday present will be a house restoration, like ones from those TV shows. Or maybe OP's friends could pitch in to remodel his house after everything was stolen, like new furniture. I'm sorry to hear that OP. FYL. I hope something great compensates for this on your birthday.

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onlychildFTW 33

That really sucks OP. Sorry to hear that. Being robbed is bad enough. Let alone in your birthday.

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nado13579 12

Aww that sucks. :/ But happy birthday, I hope your day got better! :)

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nadyy14 8

I seriously hope you have an amazing birthday, despite the ass**les who robbed you

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French_Toast_fml 3

32- if you're only going to leave out 2 letters, you may as well write the whole word.

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TheGreatAlexande 12

I think he didn't on purpose, assless, as in I'd have mounted their asses on the wall above my fireplace.

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boydeee01 7

If you're going to censor it, then maybe you should censor the "ass" part.

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ss_20_xx 14

Looks like you got your surprise. =| Happy birthday though, hope your friends there make you feel better after this.

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Jigsaw2126 6

it's always at my birthday that i get my biggest FML moment too! anyways, happy birthday! =)

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kevinn95 0

Ohhh no they stole ur surprise party?

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kyliebear 15

Well honestly I wouldn't hint at a SURPRISE party, it would ruin the surprise because you would know/think you'd get one?

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pbonham 22

Awww, sorry OP!!! That's an absolutely downer, I feel for you!!

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ambamm135 7

Surprise! But in all seriousness I'm sorry op that really sucks :(.

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br0ccoli 14

1- happy birthday 2 - wow that sucks, sorry to hear 3 - on a brighter note, things are only going up from that situation

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ladyLALAA 28

Yeah hopefully OP scared them off and they didn't really get anything...

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

and then OPs dog dies. Silly, things can aaalways get worse :)

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

I wasn't trying to debbie down, just thought I would try to show something worse that could have happened!

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bunniex1 11

24/82 you aren't being pessimistic enough! You have to say. And then she was brutally stabbed while watching her beloved dog get run over by a semi. The End

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Jeffo193 13

Well, it was a surprise, if not a party...

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