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By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Walker - 04/11/2009 20:00 - United Kingdom
By ZPyRoGoDz - 02/11/2009 11:05 - United States
By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 22:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/07/2014 18:06 - United States - Monterey Park
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel
By fs - 23/11/2013 23:45 - United States - Northfield
By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States
By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States
By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth
By shellz15 - 15/12/2013 12:36 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 03:00 - United States - Decatur
By Mirorbo - 11/06/2011 06:09 - United States
By KamiyaHaine - 02/10/2013 05:54 - Singapore - Singapore
By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas
By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 20:56 - United States - Arlington
By rileym797 - 17/06/2009 06:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin
By flea-bitten - 06/04/2013 19:41 - United States
By x0SoReckless0x - 16/11/2009 11:39 - United States
By Lepisma - 26/06/2013 07:19 - United States - College Station
I usually handle smaller spiders okay unless they surprise me, but these guys were big. This happened at about 1 am last night and my housemate was asleep, so a vacuum was not an option. I did use big spray. In fact, I nailed the first one three times and it shrugged it off like a BAMF (it was a Texan spider, after all). I actually already have a cat - two, in fact. They were very interested in the spiders, but I didn't want them to get bitten, so I didn't let them get close enough to attack. I finally got the first one in a cup with a lid and filled that sucker up with the bug spray. That worked! Then I saw the second one and about died, myself. It ended up under a cup eventually, too, and met Mr. Shoe. Thanks for the suggestions, though - they made me laugh!
By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom
By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo
By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada
By lonely girl - 02/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Oregon City
By Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt
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Hi all, OP here! I hope you're all having a fantastic festive season with your family and friends :)! I've read some interesting comments and just wanted to address a few things.... Firstly, I'm in my twenties and I'm midway through my law degree, so I'm quite aware of my rights (in australia for those of you who were unaware). More importantly, I did deal with this properly. At the store we went to, there were several rooms and each had a different Santa to make the process a little quicker. This is good because it meant that no other child saw what happened. When it did happen, I was pretty horrified but I kept my cool because I didn't want to alarm my young sister who was very excited to be there. After we left the room, I went up to the service counter and explained everything. The lady profusely apologized and I'm pretty sure this "Santa" was removed straight away. Although it was a massive FML moment and I definitely felt violated, as long as this doesn't happen to anyone else, I'm happy to erase this from my memory and move on! I've been assured that this man has lost his working with children check and hopefully won't be bothering anyone again! Warm wishes from Aus, Michelle