Transportation: Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed...

By Username - 07/07/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

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You deserved it 4 452

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 872

You deserved it 29 511

By 4themoneh - 05/04/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 482

You deserved it 38 460

By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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You deserved it 204

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By ignored - 28/09/2019 00:01 - Canada

Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 002

You deserved it 116

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 341

You deserved it 690

By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 675

You deserved it 199

By innocent72 - 19/11/2013 21:07 - United States - Canonsburg

Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 819

You deserved it 3 704

By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 867

You deserved it 4 498

So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 957

You deserved it 148

By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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You deserved it 33 748

whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:47

run forest run

bigmanj28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:05

Did you try turning it?

Comments

Fancy_Nancy 7

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

hahahahha 1st :)

Calivale 7

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

wow....

pertained 12

Friday 8 July 2011 2:01

the persuit of happyness, man.

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Friday 8 July 2011 2:07

I got a 5 on my AP Chemistry exam!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MyMilkShake2Yard 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:28

call a cab...

baddud300 6

Friday 8 July 2011 2:46

Starting Running.....

fthislyfe 22

Friday 8 July 2011 3:24

something like this happened to me today. i had to catch a plane at 8 and i had 15 minutes to get to the airport, when i was ready to leave, i couldnt find one of my shoes, i found it on the first floor! i live on the second floor

hoodasswhitekid 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:39

did you turn the key, or just stick it in there?

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:51

Bump start, jump start, call a taxi... the possibilities are endless.

greenqween 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:48

um ok?

RebornProblem 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:46

You always want to make sure of this stuff before you leave.

extrovertical 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:54

how are you supposed to check before if they just got into the car?!

F2M2L 5

Friday 8 July 2011 3:47

yeah. its obviously the op's fault that they didn't prepare for their car not working. good job, captain hindsight!

2ndSucks 15

Friday 8 July 2011 4:41

Testing my car isn't generally on my checklist for being prepared... I'll have to add that on. Though car trouble is generally random and inconvenient. So its not really ops fault, the car was probably working fine not long before.

JoeTheMan12 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:37

you can't be prepared for an accident?

GuessWhatKids 13

Friday 8 July 2011 7:51

44- How the **** is that relevant? Am I missing something here?

2ndSucks 15

Friday 8 July 2011 15:07

53- I'm missing whatever you're missing. I don't think an accident was ever mentioned here..

SadinSherman 16

Friday 8 July 2011 17:35

Well it has to stop working for a reason

JoeTheMan12 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:02

lol WTF was I think XD

whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:47

run forest run

Diogi4363 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:55

Or the bus.

kamikrazy 6

Monday 2 December 2013 6:10

Run to the bus.

Bakayarou_fml 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:47

Happens to the best of us. Call and explain. If they don't take you, then do you really wanna work for such an uptight lot?

cutebutterfly12 4

Friday 8 July 2011 1:49

Always leave at least an hour early for stuff like that. That's terrible, I hope you can reschedule.

nicholedestiny17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:50

umm maybe it's not meant?? haha bttr luck next time (:

Saltime 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:52

RUN FOREST, RUN!

Saltime 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:14

I apologize. I didn't read the comments before making this post. Had I read them, I would've seen that someone posted it already.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 8 July 2011 2:38

We all do it sometimes

2ndSucks 15

Friday 8 July 2011 4:47

Yours was more dramatic anyways. Second times the charm?

ArentICute 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:44

I love how you say 2nd times the charm but your username is 2ndSucks ;)

el_paso_guy89 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:27

irony...

soccergurl95 8

Friday 8 July 2011 1:53

rough one bro, hope you run fast(:

Das_Judenburg 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:02

Skanky profile pic if you are only 16... But I'm just judging that by the 95 in your name.

J1hill33 12

Friday 8 July 2011 2:05

she's 19

Das_Judenburg 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:07

Ohthatsdifferent

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Friday 8 July 2011 2:50

it's still not skanky really

valalvax 13

Friday 8 July 2011 3:06

going by her pic I'd say she's probably 16

soccergurl95 8

Friday 8 July 2011 4:11

I'm 19 the 95 in my username is the year I started playing soccer. and I'm wearing a bathing. in the summer. it's not like you can't go to the beach or a pool and see the same thing.