The sweet smell of success
By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States
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Hey at least you have an office instead of a cubicle.
lemme guess.. your a guy?(:
Let me just tell yuh, I know what "happens" inside of both bathrooms when Im around. ;)
What?!?! POO. Oh wait. I forgot girls don't crap
Has anyone ever taken a sniff of a used tampon? It smells funny. Before anyone says, "How would you know?!" I have smelled one before.
^ why the **** would you smell a used tampon?!
My first job involved cleaning toilets at an upscale grocery store. Let me just say, I've seen SHIT smeared onto the walls of the women's restrooms, I've seen ******* bloody-ass tampons on the ground, and I've seen the toilet paper used to wipe sitting next to the toilet, not in it. All three of these disgusting acts happened at least once weekly, at different intervals. As for the guys bathrooms, much better. Just speaking from experience here.
Right there with you, No. 84. I worked in a department store and the womens fitting rooms were pigstys. We also had to clean up used tampons and pads, and we had at least one turd left on the carpet each week, not to mention the women who squatted down and pissed on the carpet. It was a FITTING ROOM, not a rest room. It was horrible. I was informed by co-workers in the mens departments that they were always neat and clean and in the entire time I worked at that particular store there were no incidents of men toileting on the fitting room carpets. This is not to say that their shit doesn't stink, only that they at least have the decency to put it where they ought.
84 actually made me LOL. So did the entire FML, actually. Sucks, OP. Invest in a gas mask? That's what I use when the shit smell emanating from the cat box is unusually vile and it's my turn to clean it.
I like watermelon too!:D and I love you to. (no ****. I'm a girl)
Dude, your pic is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen! it is AWESOME!
You need Febreez.
You mean febreeze...??? The best smelling thing on this earth and you spell it wrong... SHAME, MAN, SHAME!!!
He's Chuck Norris. He can spell in anyway he likes it. Actually, he invented the spelling.
Yes yes I did. And technically in real life I'm ... *whispers* a girl!
That. Is. Disgusting. O_o
This... It might not be proper office etiquette, but if the boss asks, just tell him it's necessary to avoid puking from the stench.
Smell it, smell it.....now take it
cut a glory hole in the wall...
atleast i know the difference between 'suites' and 'suits'
Isn't that suite
69- HA! I GET IT!
2nd sucks is a wonderful song
Close your door!!!
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unspeakable things happen in there...
air freshners. lots and lots of air freshners. i love you.