By Kris - 07/08/2011 20:37 - China

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
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Pixxio_O 11

Either fake an injury or kill your boss..

84 11
Llamassss 21

Just wait until Christmas!

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Pixxio_O 11

Either fake an injury or kill your boss..

84 11
HowAreYouToday 34

Yep, that or change the channel...

29 3
Pixxio_O 11

6-Wish I'd thought of that.. :/

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jglenn88 0

fake a sickness sounds good. "cough cough im sick can't come into work today, hold on honey I'm talking to my boss I will walk the dog later"

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HowAreYouToday 34

It ok, 1, I'm a professional troll

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AaronTkr 0

unplug the tv. flawless plan.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Killing your boss and doing time is always a preferable alternative to getting a short lecture, right?

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Pixxio_O 11

Free food in jail..? :D

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theblackishkid1 6

I vote kill the boss... Like a boss? Mindfucked myself

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HowAreYouToday 34

Bitch, please.

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eminemchick 19

bitch please II ftw

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coffeygirl12 14

Ipod? Possibly?

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eminemchick 19

i get that its irrelevant but u guys seriously dont like that song? aww:/

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Jammy01jams 2

I have seen this exact same fml like three months ago.

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freshV43 0

**** bitches get money

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nilin95 1

You can loosen the bolt and say they must have not put it in right.

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thingfish 0

there are probably subliminal messages in it telling you to do horrible things. heh heh.

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scrapmetal58 9

I'd like to bend her over and show her the 50 states.

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damadrappa 4

U would then have to hide the body and write another FML about it

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eminemchick 19

92 get laid, get paid also works;)

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Llamassss 21

Just wait until Christmas!

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mgsoloist 14

Sex the halls with boughs of holly falalalalalalala. It gets old after hearing it 19 times a day. Especially if you happen to work at hallmark.

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Llamassss 21

Sex? Freudian slip? Lol

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mgsoloist 14

I definitely meant deck* autocorrect... Sad

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salvorican 24

At least it didn't get corrected to dick..

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slitherbomb 0

Don't worry girl, I know that you were just thinking of me when you wrote sex ;)

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mgsoloist 14

25-yeahh maybe :P and 55-uhm sure.

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mgsoloist 14

59-oh good. I was worried there.

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bonerlove 0

Just remember autocorrect is wut u type alot well good for u for not being a **** block

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ThEKID96 4

Your boss is trying to brainwash you.

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kitty_f 3

solution :big headset

24 1
ReptarSwag 4

How the hell did this FML even get posted, it is the most ******* stupid one I've ever seen, I wrote better ones and heard better ones that didn't get posted

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Atleast it's not trololo or Rick Roll...

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iSitt 0

Does geico save you money? Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?

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xxCupcakeGirlxx 0

If op broke the tv he would probably get fired or have to pay for the damages.. so that's not a good idea haha

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tona01 16

For person with trollface as their pic you don't troll that much

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number0 8

122 - OP could just blame it on the temp.

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Llamassss 21

128- Perhaps that is the troll.

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soccertc12 0

Put on some bass-booster headphones and jam out all day! Or just shoot the tv...

15 1
MrBoredGuy 1

You drive a civic don't you...

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sxe_beast 11

The Iilluminati are everywhere.

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kameryn25 3

21, people are oblivious of how much the illuminati and government facilities control our day to day lives it's almost scary to think of.

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Quasar55_fml 18

The "lilluminati" ? Like the tiny illuminati ?

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chiddy_bang71 0

No illuminati talk. I come on fml for laughs. If I wanted to think about the illuminati I'd spend all night watching YouTube videos about them like I tend to do about once a month

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btnhdude 0

what if the illuminati want you to know of illuminati to scare you and distract you. and then if you talk to people about them they'd think "paranoid nutbag" or maybe the illuminati is your scapegoat to what's happening. weird shit!

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sxe_beast 11

Lol, I've mentioned the Illuminati in multiple threads as a joke XD. I love saying it because the crazies get their panties in a bunch.

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chiddy_bang71 0

Well 89, it seemed to have worked. you got me going.

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WCARlover 34

I wouldn't want to be a customer at your register after you had a day of hearing that...good luck

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acquiesce 6

Imitate it really obnoxiously.. You could have fun with it.

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supernerd352 7

You have the same pic as me 'o'

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

125- ik lol I took it from u awhile back xD

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