By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

*puts large boulder over hole*

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Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

107 3
BehindU 5

Didn't know elderly people had bananas to just throw at random carolers

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Pokeemon 3

This FML reminds me of that asdf movie where the UFO attacks and they all throw cheese at it.

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jackassiddy 8

This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N.. No? Anyone? *crawls back in hole*

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m0tl3ycru3 0

*puts large boulder over hole*

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You_Need_Soap 6

I'm hearing "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone..."

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labudamike 6

I'll gladly provide a huge banana to close the hole

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DrDilllonReese 12

No, that's what the boulder's for. Now we need to dig another hole to put you in.

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Muslimgal92 0

Bananas freaking hurt!! Fyl

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changesinme 0

They were feeding the singing monkey, or that was what they saw!

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MrSarcasm 4

They just wanted OP to get bent, I don't see what's wrong with that.

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absover 0

1- Your joke was lame but punny :) (see what I did there)

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ledstratdak 0

that's why I don't feed elderly.

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robincakes94 8

I use to think I had a great singing voice. Those bananas scarred me for life... Smh

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bugmenotmofo 34

What ever happened to throwing tomatoes?

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D37H100 5

You're thinking about the wrong kind of banana, you don't suck this kind :P

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rattusrattus 18

I thought one traditionally threw tomatoes at bad performers? Bananas wouldn't squishsplode in the same way unless they were really overripe...

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JennyBear101 0

Ohioh gonna eat my chicken!!!

1 0
kikidi 6

No, you deserved it for carolling in November

1 0
Wheredidgrungego 12

I guess one could say they.... went bananas?

79 6
CuteDumBlonde64 11

*BARF* That was terrible....

18 3
SuperKnuckels 6

stupid people Repeating the same pun. Geezus...

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beastmode21 0

atleast he didnt put the "*puts on sunglasses*" shit

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alwaysmadi 9

maybe they were giving you a snack, that's how my grandma gives me food.

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Jorcar 8

Bananas are better than their dentures OP. Be thankful.

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EffinToofer 3

I would have thrown something with a little more substance at OP. It's not even December yet, what's with the caroling?

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Jorcar 8

You know how it is, Christmas celebrating starts sooner and sooner every year.

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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

They were throwing the bananas as if they were roses. Their elderly and can't touch prickly surfaces.

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bitchslapped22 14

The elderly can do whatever they want!

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Jimboom 11

Well.. they are old and their hearing isn't so good. They probably thought you were singing "Yes! We Have No Bananas"

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