Look Rufus…

By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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WaSiSimiLang 8

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

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kjcookie10 9

Ummm... That might scare me a bit... *cocks head to the side*

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construction 7

Not just any crazy cat lady, she's the single one ; )

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unitedfan11 0

Who else thought of Rufus the naked mole rat when they read this?

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n_epic_fail 14

She was probably discussing killing you and Then stuffing you, so it won't just be her and Rofus...

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EvilPotato 14

"oh Rufus doesn't she just burn you up?"

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ninjacapo 2

Haha the landlady style? Beware the tea op!!

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tpreston 0

My teacher has a beaver. He teaches us math with it! Above average high school math class' FTW

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ImFrackinBored 13

Crazy cat lady 2.0...

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hayleyblack2u71 21

#23 Or maybe she wants to add OP to their taxidermy collection?

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

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gabbiechaoss 5

If you heard the cat say something back, then it would really be an FML.

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steviesnm 6

If she's talking to a stuffed cat, what she says about you shouldn't mean a whole lot.

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construction 7

O.O Stuffed cats are the worst Kind of cats

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Did your teacher recently celebrate her One Year Anniversary as the cat lady??

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Savra_fml 17

It is not polite to eavesdrop OP! FYL Tomorrow, before your teacher arrives to class, staple a note on Rufus saying to stop conversing or the stuffed cat will get it. In the worst instance the teacher will remove it, and you wont have to watch/hear what she says.

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alychick 5

Poor Rufus. Isn't stapling stuff onto cats animal abuse??

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sounds like you found Calvin's lost sister. I bet they go on adventures through space and time all the time and being a teacher is just her facade.

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Pentium_4 27

had a teacher like that. she had a creepy smile in every picture and her head was always slightly tilted sideways

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