Work: Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but...

By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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You deserved it 2 125

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By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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You deserved it 5 782

By Hellish - 21/10/2016 04:11 - United States - Gurnee

Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 828

By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 811

You deserved it 2 741

Time to run

By friendlessatwork - 02/10/2012 18:27 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 913

You deserved it 713

Dilbert principle

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 96

By Anonymous - 17/11/2016 03:39 - Australia - Cardiff

Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 010

You deserved it 722

By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 21:30

Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my two weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML

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You deserved it 282

Office life sucks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 02:00

Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 406

You deserved it 219

Oh, the irony

By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 681

You deserved it 1 427

ICATiger 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:48

1- work really hard 2- get promoted 3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.

Comments

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.

Poser1337 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:08

Sounds like some awesome and mature awesome people in general. >.>

SecretMe00 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:16

Earn their respect or **** them! Who cares.

Jakesterk96 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:10

*raises hand*

efro4472 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 22:50

I've seen this FML before a loooong time ago, you fail..

tjv3 10

Monday 13 February 2012 0:11

OP ifeel for you but give it time

gojira666 7

Monday 13 February 2012 1:24

The first day you have to knock out the tougest guy in the office. Or was that just prison?

22cute 17

Monday 13 February 2012 5:04

The place I now work started off that way. I replaced a man who committed suicide. People who missed him took it out on me & I didn't even know about it for half a year. Truly stupid people lacking basic self control.

XxHoPPoxX 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Good job boss

CareFace 16

Sunday 12 February 2012 13:18

Good bob joss.

yummy_richkid 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:46

Boob god piss

Suchagoonnn 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:27

NO GOD PLEASE!!!! NO!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!! (please get the reference)

SammySteel 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:32

The Office

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:24

This FML immediately reminded me of Ross in Friends when he becomes the guy in 3B who didn't give money to Howard the Handyman, and becomes immediately hated.

absolutegrrr 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:16

36 wins.

Goatinsfriend 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:29

Ah, lucky you. I feel bad for you. FYL.

AceArctic 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:38

Your sarcasm is weak, young padawan.

bustub2 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:43

Just do your best and kill them with kindness. They will come around. I just went through the same thing. Bringing a box of doughnuts won't hurt either.