By kaitlyna15 - 01/08/2012 01:54 - United States - Bellevue

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
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3040evan 2

Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.

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3040evan 2

Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.

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Braxton_84 3

Ever been to San Fransico?

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TheSasmaster 9

14, agreed. I've seen some pretty crazy stuff in SF and the memories are still forever burned in my mind o__e

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Maybe they were just inspired by the movie Bruno hahaha

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ryry013 6

Is that what kids do for fun nowadays? Give eachother anal?

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onlychildFTW 33

I wouldn't expect a life-guard to have to see this in their job. This is one of those weird unexpected occurrences.

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folfg0 12

And I thought my job required dealing with A**holes. :/

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greenie213 23

I actually enjoy my job as a lifeguard. The more unruly the patrons, the less boring it is. Yelling at people passes the time.

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j_cat187 19

My day as a lifeguard was worse. Had a woman screaming at me claiming her son was bleeding out and the lifeguard before my shift refused to help him. She mentioned it was also a biohazard and she was going to sue me and the city. I called it in as an emergency situation only to find out her son had only a scraped knee.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

This behavior is ASS-inine. Butt I think you can end this crap by flushing them out of the pool. Edit: What the- I am a time traveler! Suck on that, 10!

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EduJav321 24

Those kids are so CHEEKY Always with a GLUTE-ny for trouble Even in the FULL MOON they are up to no good

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Yuk Yuk Yuk.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I see techno music in their future.

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Zya_fml 8

What does techno music have to do with teenagers shoving objects up each others' butts?

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Blackmail111 9

It's a stereotype that all gays dance only to techno music.

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ProhibitionRose 14

At least it wasn't an Elton John reference...

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SofiaFaolan 8

Wow that was an unbelievably rude comment. #5 I'm sorry your brain is so underdeveloped that the only way you can see the world is by reducing it to narrow-minded, inaccurate, stereotypes.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I'm sure the objects see a dark future

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antmanzero 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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flashback.miss 28

'Anal'... Stifferman, anyone? (someone please get the reference) But, hopefully you had fun explaining that to their parents(if they were around).

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subwaysurfers 13

Um....I don't know it...please don't kill me! The knife is heading towards me.... NOOOOO

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flashback.miss 28

Ok. go on youtube. search stifferman and click on the one with the user name mr.creepypasta. Do NOT read comments until around 4:30-5:00 or so. (note. I have not listened it in its entirety, but still.

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laden_swallow09 34

If you have to explain an obscure reference, the joke loses the funny.

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hiitisbrooke 28

The **** FML staff? My comment was removed right after I posted it

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