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By kaitlyna15 - 01/08/2012 01:54 - United States - Bellevue

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 21:53 - United States - Springboro

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By please don't get the succ - 29/06/2016 18:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

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Cute

By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:06

No need to be so anal about it.

3040evan 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:05

Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.

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perdix 29

Wednesday 1 August 2012 10:36

So, what you are saying is that behavior would be appropriate at an adults-only facility?

titzenpitzer 9

Wednesday 1 August 2012 10:42

and they were NOT trolling you?

arty777 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 10:59

Well, no one has to explain it the guys in my class who do the act EVERY GODDAMN DAY. Now how old were these boys? The ones I know are 15-16.

SwordOfTheSky 4

Thursday 2 August 2012 10:30

You mean they're ******* each other, or shoving items up each other's asses? Lol

Khariau 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:30

What an ass...

talloctopus 7

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:55

There gay, they love shit shoved up their asses.. Haha.

fluffycatsdad 33

Wednesday 1 August 2012 12:28

Or even inappropriate, full stop.

Kajol123 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 13:01

Is it just me, but when OP wrote "life-guarding" I thought of like a superhero guarding their lives.

Blackmail111 9

Wednesday 1 August 2012 14:06

Nope, just you.

Brutal_Bunny 9

Wednesday 1 August 2012 14:32

You're a strange one. That said, it would be great fun for lifeguards to wear superhero costumes. Nothing fancy; just a cape and a swimsuit featuring a picture of a person drowning with a line through it. Or, I guess, in the OP's case, a picture of buttsex with a line through it. The job description of a lifeguard is sort of broad nowadays, eh?